So Thursday I was so messed up from Wednesday that I kinda lounged around, Shawn came over as Keith was leaving, we hung out and I got ready for work.
After work I met up with my dear friend at Lasagna on 8th Ave. We had a serious discussion and then Robert met up with us! Oh fabulous, drinks and garlic bread, not to exclude the two dishes of lasagna (proscuitto & artichoke). We were all going back and forth for what seemed to be a minute, but it was like an hour or more!!!!
I brushed my teeth and headed to Splash where Reichen... oh gorgeous Reichen was. I adore him... he's beautiful, smart, talented... and I know him... so it all works out well for me I guess. I saw Jamieson for a while and kissed and danced and talked. I danced and drank, went to the diner, and passed out!
I confuse the days so easily lately. Friday I went to work and went home... Rockit and F Word with Jamieson and home early. went and passed out! ... I am not telling all!!!
Saturday, I went to my good friend Michelle's brother's wedding. It was quite a beautiful ceremony and everyone was dressed to kill... Michelle looked so elegant and fierce, ugh I love her.
there is a secret blank spot in there that only 3 people know exactly what happened from that point until I moved on to Vig 27 with Robert and he had one drink and went home. Then Zoe got there and we were hanging out dirnking with our other friends including Jane Lane, Epiphany, and a million other people. I was doing these amazing chocolate mint julep drinks... AMAZING!!! you have to go try them!!! I ran into Jamieson and it looked like he was there with another guy, so I was upset and drunk. Got over it quickly though!
I moved on to Splash and was sdoing shots left and right, saying HAPPY BIRHTDAY to MARTO. Drinking like it was going out of style...
OH LORD, buckle up because we're going for a ride on this next comical journey to a forbidden land called... RUSH!!!!!!!
I crash landed at Rush sometime around like 2 or 3 SHWASTED & I stood outside smoking with Dennis and a few other friends for a good chunk of time. I ended up going in side like 20 minutes later. I went and said hello to about 5 or 6 people, hit up the bar to say HI to Mark, the bartender, ordered my drink and had a few sips...
*SCREECHING HAULT*
There was a tap on my shoulder and I turned around and there stood Rob, the really insecure, annoying, dry, fat, pitiful, cheap, balding (many more adjectives, but I will stop there) cashier. He walked me outside and back around to the cashier. REALLY!?!?!?!
I, of course, refused to pay because I worked there before any of the gogo boys in there had worked, along with some of the bartenders and coat check. Even some of the newer promoters. So it may not come to shock you when you hear the conversation.
me- "I am not paying. I have worked here for almost a year... minus a few months."
Rob- "then you can leave."
me- "really?"
Rob- "yeah, go, get out."
me - "ok you fat fuck. You are so pathetic and desperate for money. I am going on facebook right this second and anti-promoting this club as much as I can..."
*as he is trying to get a word in edgewise*
me- (muttering while using facebook mobile) "Rush is pathetic, anyone that goes there is a loser." or something along those lines
the argument went on for like another 2 minutes until finally he says, "Never come back to my club again."
me-"Your club? just because you suck a club owner's dick when you're 17 doesn't mean you own this club!!!"
Then I stood there and told everyone that was walking in to not go in. A few people listened to me. I absolutely loved it! It isn't that I don't like Rush itself... I mean it is really rundown and needs a lot of renovations, probably wouldn't pass a fire code or health code. I mean who doesn't love a dramatic night at Drama Saturdays at Rush. Everyone wants to be high schools students in a club, a few fights here, and a few curses there. Underage drinking and oldre gentlemen trying to fondle the gogo boys with a dollar bill. It's like "Heaven" in there. Excuse the reference to the club it was before.
HONESTLY?!?! It's a dump! I'll say it! I only tolerate it because Steve Sidewalk plays amazing music and some of my underage friends go or work there!
I went back to Splash and had more to drink, then the diner. I don't remember anything at that point. I don't even remember the diner or Alex walking me home. I could barely stand up, let alone actually walk. We got to my stoop... Once again, directly across from Barracuda, and Alex and I were sitting out there... Alex told me this part... Then Kyle walks out of Cuda and crosses the street. We were all talking and Kyle told me somehow we got to joking about me punching him, so I did really hard when it was meant to be light and apparently to make up for it... I am apparently a GREAT kisser, even when I am drunk.
As always, i went upstairs and passed out until Sunday early afternoon :-P
That's all!
Saturday, July 24, 2010
Friday, July 23, 2010
Three's a Crowd
Oh Wednesday, I don't remember the morning time at all... other than lounging around and I believe a bowl of cereal!
as always......
I went to work Wednesday at 6 and was bored within 10 minutes. That's what usually happens when you're trapped in a basement and you are a social butterfly... I only like dungeons sexually. I decided that I would call up Keith and have him meet me at my place after to go out. Jason, one of my good friends ended up coming over before hand. I did my hair, powdered my nose, spritzed cologne and I was good to go.
We arrived at the Ritz and right away I got a vodka tonic. Keith ordered his drink and next thing you knew, he ordered 3 Jager shots! GREAT!!! gonna get fucked up so quickly!
PAUSE---> in walks DAMIEN!!!!! oh Lordy Lordy Lordy... Keith and Damien in one room and very confined... I need to mention it is a tight space... I was a little distant from Damien.
Then we started with the bottle service that we do each and every Wednesday of Absolut at Rewind. We then did like 4 rounds of Chaka's shots. Next thing we knew, Grey GOOSE!!!! WERQ! We were dancing and singing, having a ball! Then it was time to move on.
Keith, Jason and I departed to go to Carnival. Once again, I started with a drink and a shot of Patron Silver... DAMMIT JASON, getting me trashed because he got his check for modeling which was a phat freaking check I must admit! Keith had to use the restroom so Jason and I continued drinking...
PAUSE---> in walks JAMIESON!!!!!! oh Lordy Lordy Lordy... FML!!!! all 3 in one night. Although Jamieson did say he knew it was me from across the room because of my smile. I was blushing and being the homo that I am! Easily charmed by sweet guys.
He was leaving with his friends when I was past Damien who just arrived and give a kiss, and the kiss that I just gave Jamieson, but don't leave out the kiss that Keith gave me when he returned from the urinal!
Luckily for me, none of them saw each other or me kissing on any of the others!!!!
I WON THE FIERCE VOGUE OFF THOUGH!!! YAY WERQ!!!
Jason, Keith, and I moved on to the diner where I was all sorts of fucked up, ate my breakfast and we went back to my place... I was doing yoga at 6am, completely messed up. I was falling asleep around 7:30AM, so we kicked Jason out and Keith and I laid down cuddling and passed out for hours!!!!
That's all!
as always......
I went to work Wednesday at 6 and was bored within 10 minutes. That's what usually happens when you're trapped in a basement and you are a social butterfly... I only like dungeons sexually. I decided that I would call up Keith and have him meet me at my place after to go out. Jason, one of my good friends ended up coming over before hand. I did my hair, powdered my nose, spritzed cologne and I was good to go.
We arrived at the Ritz and right away I got a vodka tonic. Keith ordered his drink and next thing you knew, he ordered 3 Jager shots! GREAT!!! gonna get fucked up so quickly!
PAUSE---> in walks DAMIEN!!!!! oh Lordy Lordy Lordy... Keith and Damien in one room and very confined... I need to mention it is a tight space... I was a little distant from Damien.
Then we started with the bottle service that we do each and every Wednesday of Absolut at Rewind. We then did like 4 rounds of Chaka's shots. Next thing we knew, Grey GOOSE!!!! WERQ! We were dancing and singing, having a ball! Then it was time to move on.
Keith, Jason and I departed to go to Carnival. Once again, I started with a drink and a shot of Patron Silver... DAMMIT JASON, getting me trashed because he got his check for modeling which was a phat freaking check I must admit! Keith had to use the restroom so Jason and I continued drinking...
PAUSE---> in walks JAMIESON!!!!!! oh Lordy Lordy Lordy... FML!!!! all 3 in one night. Although Jamieson did say he knew it was me from across the room because of my smile. I was blushing and being the homo that I am! Easily charmed by sweet guys.
He was leaving with his friends when I was past Damien who just arrived and give a kiss, and the kiss that I just gave Jamieson, but don't leave out the kiss that Keith gave me when he returned from the urinal!
Luckily for me, none of them saw each other or me kissing on any of the others!!!!
I WON THE FIERCE VOGUE OFF THOUGH!!! YAY WERQ!!!
Jason, Keith, and I moved on to the diner where I was all sorts of fucked up, ate my breakfast and we went back to my place... I was doing yoga at 6am, completely messed up. I was falling asleep around 7:30AM, so we kicked Jason out and Keith and I laid down cuddling and passed out for hours!!!!
That's all!
Speaking of La Cage
Monday, July 12th, 2010... BIANCA DEL RIO DAY!!!!!! YAY!!! She's gay!
Anyway, I pretty much relaxed all day other than seeing Twilight: Eclipse, and headed to Cuda with Robert for some shots of Jager. I convinced him to join Marto & I to watch Bianca perform and he loved it! We all loved it! We moved on to Posh and Chris Claymation wasn't there DJing so the music sucked and we left early and I went home and passed out barely drunk!
Tuesday----> I woke up, and lounged around until around 1 when I had to get in the shower. My friend Andy from New Jersey promised he would take me out for a bday lunch outside of NYC. I accepted the invitation so he picked me up and to Jersey we went.
We started at this delish Tapas place. The first thing in front of me was this scrumptious, FRESH mango mojito!!!! They even put real mango as a garnish! YUMMY IN MY EMPTY TUMMY... We ordered our shmorgishborg of Spanish food and we just kept pounding down drink after drink... finally we got through with our entree platter and Andy decides to introduce me to this special wine called "muscatel". So freaking tasty and gets you even more messed up!!! Anything else? Of course!
With Andy, there's always more! We went to this really great Italian place called Patsy's... He made me get dessert and of course more to drink. Their red velvet cake was PERFECT!!!!! I fell in love with it! We chatted and just had a shit ton of fun in this empty restaurant... it was between lunch and dinner hours. It was a very generous birthday lunch and I really REALLY enjoyed it! Unfortunately, I had to cut it short at around 5:54 because I had to get back and get changed and such to make it to the theater on 48th Street to meet up with my friend Rob.\
Remember the La Cage tickets I won the previous Monday at Pepper Mint's show? At Barracuda? Well, this was the night. Walking up to the theater with a cigarette in hand, I saw Rob with that dashing smile and that smashing style! HE LOOKED RAVISHING!!!!
The show was starting and we sat all the way in the back of the upper balcony, but honestly I would say they were the best seats in the house because you could see everything that was happening. From trannies to train wrecks, the show was an absolute hit!! I was laughing non stop. There were balls flying, shrieks crying, audience dying! Oh Lord for the homo in me! It was fabulous.
During intermission there was this usher that was surprised at my "old soul" and that I understood the jokes and old humor. Apparently kids my age usually don't understand that sort of humor. I was surprised! We chit chatted and the guy was wicked cool.
After the show, Rob and I tracked down this sushi place that I made reservations to. According to the reviews it had a full bar and just sounded delightful. Rob and I, the picky faggots we are, walked up and saw the bad lighting and we looked at each other and said, "NO!" There was some other mumbo jumbo about we are too fabulous for that lighting, mind you, the place was busy for 10:30 at night.
Nearby, a block away, there was another sushi place that Rob said looked better. We walk in and all the breeders in the place turn and look at us. What? We know we're gay, in fact, hold onto your husbands because we might have been feeling kinky that night! We ordered this platter... AGAIN with the platters... plus we each had our Sapporos. After the server finished filling us in about what we were actually eating. We made our own descriptions in which the table next to us thoroughly enjoyed. It looked like a breeder date... but one of those things was not like the other. The guy had this nervous little smile... Maybe when we walked in everyone thought, ooooo EYE CANDY!!! Toward the end of the meal the guy at the table next to us got a fruit dish and said, "I love fruit" so all those assumptions we had of his closet case realness were just that, REAL! He was a flaming homosexual trapped in the body and attire in that of a MORMON running around from door to door sucking everyone in sight. I meant to say preaching.
Rob and I took a taxi to my place, I changed and we walked to Splash. I was dancing and made good money that night! Rob only stuck around for one drink and then took off...
That night was awful for everyone who was around me trashed. I was blurting out racist comments, stabbing diner chairs, just a hot mess! But at least Keith ended up meeting up with me and partying with me for a while so he walked me home and ended up staying over. I can't go beyond that point to say if something may have happened. I just know I enjoyed the cuddle sessions. We passed out...
That's all!
Anyway, I pretty much relaxed all day other than seeing Twilight: Eclipse, and headed to Cuda with Robert for some shots of Jager. I convinced him to join Marto & I to watch Bianca perform and he loved it! We all loved it! We moved on to Posh and Chris Claymation wasn't there DJing so the music sucked and we left early and I went home and passed out barely drunk!
Tuesday----> I woke up, and lounged around until around 1 when I had to get in the shower. My friend Andy from New Jersey promised he would take me out for a bday lunch outside of NYC. I accepted the invitation so he picked me up and to Jersey we went.
We started at this delish Tapas place. The first thing in front of me was this scrumptious, FRESH mango mojito!!!! They even put real mango as a garnish! YUMMY IN MY EMPTY TUMMY... We ordered our shmorgishborg of Spanish food and we just kept pounding down drink after drink... finally we got through with our entree platter and Andy decides to introduce me to this special wine called "muscatel". So freaking tasty and gets you even more messed up!!! Anything else? Of course!
With Andy, there's always more! We went to this really great Italian place called Patsy's... He made me get dessert and of course more to drink. Their red velvet cake was PERFECT!!!!! I fell in love with it! We chatted and just had a shit ton of fun in this empty restaurant... it was between lunch and dinner hours. It was a very generous birthday lunch and I really REALLY enjoyed it! Unfortunately, I had to cut it short at around 5:54 because I had to get back and get changed and such to make it to the theater on 48th Street to meet up with my friend Rob.\
Remember the La Cage tickets I won the previous Monday at Pepper Mint's show? At Barracuda? Well, this was the night. Walking up to the theater with a cigarette in hand, I saw Rob with that dashing smile and that smashing style! HE LOOKED RAVISHING!!!!
The show was starting and we sat all the way in the back of the upper balcony, but honestly I would say they were the best seats in the house because you could see everything that was happening. From trannies to train wrecks, the show was an absolute hit!! I was laughing non stop. There were balls flying, shrieks crying, audience dying! Oh Lord for the homo in me! It was fabulous.
During intermission there was this usher that was surprised at my "old soul" and that I understood the jokes and old humor. Apparently kids my age usually don't understand that sort of humor. I was surprised! We chit chatted and the guy was wicked cool.
After the show, Rob and I tracked down this sushi place that I made reservations to. According to the reviews it had a full bar and just sounded delightful. Rob and I, the picky faggots we are, walked up and saw the bad lighting and we looked at each other and said, "NO!" There was some other mumbo jumbo about we are too fabulous for that lighting, mind you, the place was busy for 10:30 at night.
Nearby, a block away, there was another sushi place that Rob said looked better. We walk in and all the breeders in the place turn and look at us. What? We know we're gay, in fact, hold onto your husbands because we might have been feeling kinky that night! We ordered this platter... AGAIN with the platters... plus we each had our Sapporos. After the server finished filling us in about what we were actually eating. We made our own descriptions in which the table next to us thoroughly enjoyed. It looked like a breeder date... but one of those things was not like the other. The guy had this nervous little smile... Maybe when we walked in everyone thought, ooooo EYE CANDY!!! Toward the end of the meal the guy at the table next to us got a fruit dish and said, "I love fruit" so all those assumptions we had of his closet case realness were just that, REAL! He was a flaming homosexual trapped in the body and attire in that of a MORMON running around from door to door sucking everyone in sight. I meant to say preaching.
Rob and I took a taxi to my place, I changed and we walked to Splash. I was dancing and made good money that night! Rob only stuck around for one drink and then took off...
That night was awful for everyone who was around me trashed. I was blurting out racist comments, stabbing diner chairs, just a hot mess! But at least Keith ended up meeting up with me and partying with me for a while so he walked me home and ended up staying over. I can't go beyond that point to say if something may have happened. I just know I enjoyed the cuddle sessions. We passed out...
That's all!
Monday, July 19, 2010
Just Come Out!
I met Sherry Vine three summers ago, for anyone that doesn't know, that was 2007! I went to OW's on the east side. My friend Eddie introduced me to the place. We had so much fun together all of the time. That night Sherry sang "Sherrylicious" and I fell in love with it. I never thought I'd see her again after that, but that's because I never knew I'd be living in the city.
I was wayyy wrong!!!!! It is now 2010 and I am in NYC. I ended up not only remeeting Sherry,, but working with her... TWICE!!! The first time was for "Make Me Moan", her parody of Lady Gaga's "Telephone". It was so much fun! We filled the dance scene at Lips! This time it was for "You're a Homo", her parody of Lady Gaga's "Alejandro". um, FIERCE!!! She outdoes herself time after time.
I arrived at Barracuda and immediately went to see David Serrano at the DJ booth.. turning out the beats early.. then everyone that I know, including Mr. Legge who directed the video. I sat with Eddy, Keith, and Brian. Keith and I had been flirting a bit, so finally we sat with each other and watched all of Sherry's show. Lemme tell you what, the diva is smart, we sat through her brilliant, perverted, and raunchy... exactly my kind of show! Sherry was fabulous!!!! She gave a shout out to everyone and even said, "my baby, RICHARD JMV". I am so fortunate! I felt so cool!!!! I was so ready for the video that had been viewed by like two people, excluding Sherry. It was a surprise!!!!
The screen came down and the lights dimmed, BAMMMM!!! "VINE" is the first thing you say and then the video played on, The soldiers in the beginning, etc... Reeses cups and everything, the beginning was political, very political, outting these Republican closet cases. Then she went into deeper issues such as hate crimes. Then the dance segments. My favorite part was the glory hole shots, so funny. I loved the whole thing. We stayed and hung out for a few, drank with everyone.
here it is---> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa3soo4IQxA
Then most of the group moved onto Greenhouse, while Keith, Marto and I moved onto Splash. We sat downstairs drinking with Perro, getting trashed. Keith and I ended up making out and it was GREAT! OH LORD, it was all mushy after that, really cute though. Marto walked me home with Keith and we decided to "go green". I love Marto for that, such a newbie, but already a total stoner. When we reached 22nd & 8th, We were laughing over nothing for like ten minutes with that smoked laugh... you know the one, really high pitched! mhmm, that's the one!
I laid on Keith's lap while smoking a cigarette on the stoop! He is a really nice guy.
I came up and passed out, drunk and high. CRAZY!!!
That's all!
I was wayyy wrong!!!!! It is now 2010 and I am in NYC. I ended up not only remeeting Sherry,, but working with her... TWICE!!! The first time was for "Make Me Moan", her parody of Lady Gaga's "Telephone". It was so much fun! We filled the dance scene at Lips! This time it was for "You're a Homo", her parody of Lady Gaga's "Alejandro". um, FIERCE!!! She outdoes herself time after time.
I arrived at Barracuda and immediately went to see David Serrano at the DJ booth.. turning out the beats early.. then everyone that I know, including Mr. Legge who directed the video. I sat with Eddy, Keith, and Brian. Keith and I had been flirting a bit, so finally we sat with each other and watched all of Sherry's show. Lemme tell you what, the diva is smart, we sat through her brilliant, perverted, and raunchy... exactly my kind of show! Sherry was fabulous!!!! She gave a shout out to everyone and even said, "my baby, RICHARD JMV". I am so fortunate! I felt so cool!!!! I was so ready for the video that had been viewed by like two people, excluding Sherry. It was a surprise!!!!
The screen came down and the lights dimmed, BAMMMM!!! "VINE" is the first thing you say and then the video played on, The soldiers in the beginning, etc... Reeses cups and everything, the beginning was political, very political, outting these Republican closet cases. Then she went into deeper issues such as hate crimes. Then the dance segments. My favorite part was the glory hole shots, so funny. I loved the whole thing. We stayed and hung out for a few, drank with everyone.
here it is---> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa3soo4IQxA
Then most of the group moved onto Greenhouse, while Keith, Marto and I moved onto Splash. We sat downstairs drinking with Perro, getting trashed. Keith and I ended up making out and it was GREAT! OH LORD, it was all mushy after that, really cute though. Marto walked me home with Keith and we decided to "go green". I love Marto for that, such a newbie, but already a total stoner. When we reached 22nd & 8th, We were laughing over nothing for like ten minutes with that smoked laugh... you know the one, really high pitched! mhmm, that's the one!
I laid on Keith's lap while smoking a cigarette on the stoop! He is a really nice guy.
I came up and passed out, drunk and high. CRAZY!!!
That's all!
Friday, July 16, 2010
RE-ROUTING 7/7/10
After such an amazing day on Tuesday, this Wednesday wasn't very eventful. It was the usual Rewind @ the Ritz, then moved downtown to SPlash where I met Kelis, got kisses from her! Oh, she has plenty of vanilla in that chocolate shake. For some reason I was dying for her to sing that, even though I knew she wouldn't. ugh, I felt like I was gonna be gangbanged in a prison porno scene though, it's so ghetto at Splash on Wednesdays. I mean I love the music, but some of the people are crazy!!! But the best part was that my friend Ben was in town and went out with me. He is the one that hires me as the dance captain for CUGSA aka Cornell Univertsity Gay/Straight Alliance's HUGE party called Filthy / Gorgeous with MC/DJ Chi Chi Larue. He's mad cool and super smart. I was so pleased he contacted me while coming here!
Oh another Thursday!I went to work and Splash, worked at SPlash to be precise. Ben showed up with some of his other friends and saw me dancing my ass offon the pole. It was funny. My bendy brother, Rowan, goes upstate with me for the CUGSA event and he was showing off his pole dancing skills to Ben without knowing it! We're trying to convince the commitee to get us a pole for next year... everything is always more exciting with a long hard rail to play with.
I'm fast forwarding because I don't feel like writing much about these days.
If you want the truth though, I don't remember much about them other than work and drinking excessively and seeing some familiar faces. But when you so many people in the city, you're bound to see one of those queens parncing through a gay bar somewhere, right? I just got to thinking that these fairies all must have a lot of fairy dust to keep them going. fairy dust is a wonderful thing!! Honestly, I don't need it!
Friday, just saying that makes me want to watch "Freaky Friday", can't place why, but it does! Can you say "faggot" any louder? Yes, you can if you go to the F Word at Splash on Fridays which is where I was with John Marto. I love Marto, my older brother. We are now legally getting trashed together so much and I fucking love it! We danced by Cazwell a while... talked to a bunch of friends. BLAH BLAH BLAH.
Saturday was a bit more eventful, which means dramatic... when aren't fags trying to pull the other girls weave out because he's jealous the other is so good and wants it for his next dragfest?!?! Just kidding... not really any drama, but that's from what I remember... AGAIN - that's not much. Hung out with Jordan and Matt most of the evening. Dougie was finally back from Europe with Brandon and Geo! DOUGIE WOULDN'T HAVE A FREAKING SHOT WITH ME!!! JERK!!!! love him anyway!
Mark was giving me tasty drinks at Rush! we're getting married one day, he just doesn't know it. I am only marrying him for the liquor! fuck rings, I want a shot!!!!!! Steve Sidewalk was turning out the beats and on stage dancing was my friend Tony, really sweet guy! ran into this kid I was talking to for a hot minute back in the winter time. I am so happy we never dated, I made such a great decision, not my type at all! I saw Phil, everyone knows Phil, RENTBOY gets you a rep I guess... I'm being a bitch, he's not on RENTBOY, just craigslist.
Then this little overly plucked homo in white jeans attempted a flexibility contest. Why do they try? It was funny watching her stain her jeans though. as I was hyper-extending my splits! OMG, I almost forgot there was this actual female ballet dancer at Splash and we were doing the same thing, although, when she lifted her leg, I felt like I was at a fishfry during Lent, and honey that shit was unGODly!!! Now, I'm being really mean,... she was well-groomed.... for the 1700's... she was actually very pretty and clean. I just like to kid around.. I remember telling this ok looking blonde girl outside of SPlash that she needed to wax her upper lip hair. That got some mixed responses! I think I made her cry a little. Oh well.
We went to the diner later on and did our normal thing. Does this constant following me directly, perfectly, to a "t" ever annoy you? It's like that bitch that you stupid fuckers listen to when you can't find your destination. Everyone names there GPS too! I love it! I can't say anything though, I have a black BURBERRY bag named Sophia, she's black (AA) and wears patterns. Sounds like a new character for Clueless the Series, even though that's over with. Anyway, the only time I need GPS is when I go down on a guy and I want cream but end up with FRUMUNDA CHEESE before I even begin... RE-ROUTING!!!!
anyway, passed out!
That's all!
Oh another Thursday!I went to work and Splash, worked at SPlash to be precise. Ben showed up with some of his other friends and saw me dancing my ass offon the pole. It was funny. My bendy brother, Rowan, goes upstate with me for the CUGSA event and he was showing off his pole dancing skills to Ben without knowing it! We're trying to convince the commitee to get us a pole for next year... everything is always more exciting with a long hard rail to play with.
I'm fast forwarding because I don't feel like writing much about these days.
If you want the truth though, I don't remember much about them other than work and drinking excessively and seeing some familiar faces. But when you so many people in the city, you're bound to see one of those queens parncing through a gay bar somewhere, right? I just got to thinking that these fairies all must have a lot of fairy dust to keep them going. fairy dust is a wonderful thing!! Honestly, I don't need it!
Friday, just saying that makes me want to watch "Freaky Friday", can't place why, but it does! Can you say "faggot" any louder? Yes, you can if you go to the F Word at Splash on Fridays which is where I was with John Marto. I love Marto, my older brother. We are now legally getting trashed together so much and I fucking love it! We danced by Cazwell a while... talked to a bunch of friends. BLAH BLAH BLAH.
Saturday was a bit more eventful, which means dramatic... when aren't fags trying to pull the other girls weave out because he's jealous the other is so good and wants it for his next dragfest?!?! Just kidding... not really any drama, but that's from what I remember... AGAIN - that's not much. Hung out with Jordan and Matt most of the evening. Dougie was finally back from Europe with Brandon and Geo! DOUGIE WOULDN'T HAVE A FREAKING SHOT WITH ME!!! JERK!!!! love him anyway!
Mark was giving me tasty drinks at Rush! we're getting married one day, he just doesn't know it. I am only marrying him for the liquor! fuck rings, I want a shot!!!!!! Steve Sidewalk was turning out the beats and on stage dancing was my friend Tony, really sweet guy! ran into this kid I was talking to for a hot minute back in the winter time. I am so happy we never dated, I made such a great decision, not my type at all! I saw Phil, everyone knows Phil, RENTBOY gets you a rep I guess... I'm being a bitch, he's not on RENTBOY, just craigslist.
Then this little overly plucked homo in white jeans attempted a flexibility contest. Why do they try? It was funny watching her stain her jeans though. as I was hyper-extending my splits! OMG, I almost forgot there was this actual female ballet dancer at Splash and we were doing the same thing, although, when she lifted her leg, I felt like I was at a fishfry during Lent, and honey that shit was unGODly!!! Now, I'm being really mean,... she was well-groomed.... for the 1700's... she was actually very pretty and clean. I just like to kid around.. I remember telling this ok looking blonde girl outside of SPlash that she needed to wax her upper lip hair. That got some mixed responses! I think I made her cry a little. Oh well.
We went to the diner later on and did our normal thing. Does this constant following me directly, perfectly, to a "t" ever annoy you? It's like that bitch that you stupid fuckers listen to when you can't find your destination. Everyone names there GPS too! I love it! I can't say anything though, I have a black BURBERRY bag named Sophia, she's black (AA) and wears patterns. Sounds like a new character for Clueless the Series, even though that's over with. Anyway, the only time I need GPS is when I go down on a guy and I want cream but end up with FRUMUNDA CHEESE before I even begin... RE-ROUTING!!!!
anyway, passed out!
That's all!
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Exposed Tranny Housewife of Madison Square Garden
UGH, CUDA!!!!! love it!!! right across the street from my apartment and oh so convenient! I love supporting my Pepper Mint too! She is so sweet!!! whenever I see her I only think about FiDi. Don't ask. something involving me, FiDi, homosexuality, and alcohol... Oh, AND Frankie C's 81st birthday. ANYWHO - She had a contest to win 2 tickets to see La Cage on Broadway. So the contest was 3 gay men, different scenarios, but as TRANNIES!!!!! OMG the guys before me were really bad acto... resses... are you way too drunk to be playing a very angry woman that you're now smiling? I DON'T THINK ANGRY PEOPLE ARE GOING TO SMILE, but that would make them better actresses. My SCENARIO while wearing a tiara! - H x 3 ---> Heroin, Happy, Horny... at an award show, need a fix of both Heroin and Sex!!! OMG THANKS GOD for Sophia and my hair product and such to help me out! Sophia is my Burberry bag. I won the contest, but I kinda liked the second prize better, dinner for 12, only problem is it was in Harlem, he won a 12 pack of Ramen... bitch, you know that's all they eat up there! maybe some rice and beans here and there....
ZZzzzZZzzzZzzzzz... ROOSTER SOUNDS AND I AM AWAKE VERY EARLY!!!
Robert woke me up early in the sweltering heat, I showered and got my cuteness on to go to Jill Zarin's (from Bravo's Housewives of New York) photoshoot by Markus & Indrani off Bravo's "Double Exposure" I walked in and met Markus, the guy is like 80 feet tall, fee fie foe fum... but he is a very cool down-to-earth guy... very chill and I thought that was awesome. I could see Jill over in makeup and hair getting ready . I met her not too long after and Robert's friend was actually the hair stylist, Justin. GK Reid was there Styling and Jill's assistant Darren, who since I have seen out a lot at the clubs and bars all over Chelsea. I was helping out with the weave for Jill's hair and fortunately didn't meet her cow of a bitch daughter, Ally... girl, an apple and peanut butter is what you eat in front of us, we know yoiu're gonna get a Big Mac on your way home... just learn to throw up your food, you'll be just fine girl! ugh, the nasty looks that those ladies kept on their faces was unbareable! INDRANI WALKS IN... so pretty, very cute, short lady... I would say girl, but she is way older than I thought! ... that's a compliment to her because she is still fierce. Finally, LADY GAGA!!!! they put on her music to start the photoshoot and I needed to dance! I was the ENERGY of the room! FREAKING fierce! I got to know quite a few people there. Jill Zarin coudn't take a photo with me because she was so hectic, she thinks she's a celebrity... fucking bitch, love her still, fucking bitch. I finally said to Robert, "I dealt with Janice Dickinson being a cunt, but at least she took a pic with me, but now I have to deal with this one? I'm over it, Let's bounce!
STARVING, Robert and I were craving refreshment... ALCOHOL! I really wanted a MARGARITA! SO Rockinghorse CAfe is where we stopped. I saw this fierce Real Estate Agent theat I met a few weeks previous and her cute friend Doug! Ate our yummy food, HANGER STEAK TACOS ARE AMAZING!!
SHIT, I'm running late...
I ran upstairs to the apartment and threw everything Gaga-esque in my bag as quickly as I could to run to DANY, OMG, I felt like I was gonna pass out from the heat! I vomited a little bit. SHERRY VINE is such an amazing person! I love her! fabulous videos... filming the video parody of Lady Gaga's "Alejandro" titled "You're a Homo". I knew it was going to be good because she is a mastermind, but didn't know it was gonna be that GREAT! Always on her shoots, we have fun and it's chill and a lot of fun great people to work with! We were wearing mostly Nasty Pig gear. I almost freaked out when I had to put on this awful head piece though. BLAH!!! I went back to kidergarten with a bowl cut. YUCK! It was tons of fun. Eddy was there but he ran to wait in life for us for Lady GAGA... LADY FUCKING GAGA!
I ran home after the shoot and quickly showered and did my hair... gaga-ed myself out and was off to MSG!!! There were tv stations and camera crews and everything trying to see who knew her dances and who was dressing like her. I kind of just wanted to kick some of them for not knowing the dances! Eddy kepted telling me to go show them up, but I was sweaty from just standing there, Imagine if I were dancing too! I would look like a melted ice queen! If I'm gonna melt I want it to be at least from romance, not the NYC humidity! Besides, it could have fucked up my hair. Thank God it didn't.
Inside MSG, we ran to get as close to the stage as possible! She is so fierce, we needed it. The whole time inside I was waiting for even Semi Prescious Weapons, I just wanted LADY GAGA!!! The second I saw the lights go down for her to come out!!! I WAS DYING... I swear if I were any more excited I would have shit my pants.... Sherry Vine style.
The Monster Ball is by far the best concert I have ever been to. She made me feel every emotion! I even cried! It was a roller coaster of emotions and she knows how to perform. She did her new song "You and I"... AMAZING!!!!! I LOVE IT! We were jumping, dancing, screaming... It made me kinda see that one that could be me, maybe not as famous, but I could be on a stage as the main event! People wanting me, craving my attention, but even from strangers!
After the concert, I was alive. so I ran home and showered and got my stuff together to go hang out at Splash. I was even more Gagalicious when I went there. Ballet tights and all!It was a VERY GOOD day!
that night we went to the diner and I was so out of it talking about douching, my friend Nick's HUGE pinga. It was just a really fun conversation. everytime I think about him, I say... The player got played!
ugh, home and passed the eff out!!
That's all!
ZZzzzZZzzzZzzzzz... ROOSTER SOUNDS AND I AM AWAKE VERY EARLY!!!
Robert woke me up early in the sweltering heat, I showered and got my cuteness on to go to Jill Zarin's (from Bravo's Housewives of New York) photoshoot by Markus & Indrani off Bravo's "Double Exposure" I walked in and met Markus, the guy is like 80 feet tall, fee fie foe fum... but he is a very cool down-to-earth guy... very chill and I thought that was awesome. I could see Jill over in makeup and hair getting ready . I met her not too long after and Robert's friend was actually the hair stylist, Justin. GK Reid was there Styling and Jill's assistant Darren, who since I have seen out a lot at the clubs and bars all over Chelsea. I was helping out with the weave for Jill's hair and fortunately didn't meet her cow of a bitch daughter, Ally... girl, an apple and peanut butter is what you eat in front of us, we know yoiu're gonna get a Big Mac on your way home... just learn to throw up your food, you'll be just fine girl! ugh, the nasty looks that those ladies kept on their faces was unbareable! INDRANI WALKS IN... so pretty, very cute, short lady... I would say girl, but she is way older than I thought! ... that's a compliment to her because she is still fierce. Finally, LADY GAGA!!!! they put on her music to start the photoshoot and I needed to dance! I was the ENERGY of the room! FREAKING fierce! I got to know quite a few people there. Jill Zarin coudn't take a photo with me because she was so hectic, she thinks she's a celebrity... fucking bitch, love her still, fucking bitch. I finally said to Robert, "I dealt with Janice Dickinson being a cunt, but at least she took a pic with me, but now I have to deal with this one? I'm over it, Let's bounce!
STARVING, Robert and I were craving refreshment... ALCOHOL! I really wanted a MARGARITA! SO Rockinghorse CAfe is where we stopped. I saw this fierce Real Estate Agent theat I met a few weeks previous and her cute friend Doug! Ate our yummy food, HANGER STEAK TACOS ARE AMAZING!!
SHIT, I'm running late...
I ran upstairs to the apartment and threw everything Gaga-esque in my bag as quickly as I could to run to DANY, OMG, I felt like I was gonna pass out from the heat! I vomited a little bit. SHERRY VINE is such an amazing person! I love her! fabulous videos... filming the video parody of Lady Gaga's "Alejandro" titled "You're a Homo". I knew it was going to be good because she is a mastermind, but didn't know it was gonna be that GREAT! Always on her shoots, we have fun and it's chill and a lot of fun great people to work with! We were wearing mostly Nasty Pig gear. I almost freaked out when I had to put on this awful head piece though. BLAH!!! I went back to kidergarten with a bowl cut. YUCK! It was tons of fun. Eddy was there but he ran to wait in life for us for Lady GAGA... LADY FUCKING GAGA!
I ran home after the shoot and quickly showered and did my hair... gaga-ed myself out and was off to MSG!!! There were tv stations and camera crews and everything trying to see who knew her dances and who was dressing like her. I kind of just wanted to kick some of them for not knowing the dances! Eddy kepted telling me to go show them up, but I was sweaty from just standing there, Imagine if I were dancing too! I would look like a melted ice queen! If I'm gonna melt I want it to be at least from romance, not the NYC humidity! Besides, it could have fucked up my hair. Thank God it didn't.
Inside MSG, we ran to get as close to the stage as possible! She is so fierce, we needed it. The whole time inside I was waiting for even Semi Prescious Weapons, I just wanted LADY GAGA!!! The second I saw the lights go down for her to come out!!! I WAS DYING... I swear if I were any more excited I would have shit my pants.... Sherry Vine style.
The Monster Ball is by far the best concert I have ever been to. She made me feel every emotion! I even cried! It was a roller coaster of emotions and she knows how to perform. She did her new song "You and I"... AMAZING!!!!! I LOVE IT! We were jumping, dancing, screaming... It made me kinda see that one that could be me, maybe not as famous, but I could be on a stage as the main event! People wanting me, craving my attention, but even from strangers!
After the concert, I was alive. so I ran home and showered and got my stuff together to go hang out at Splash. I was even more Gagalicious when I went there. Ballet tights and all!It was a VERY GOOD day!
that night we went to the diner and I was so out of it talking about douching, my friend Nick's HUGE pinga. It was just a really fun conversation. everytime I think about him, I say... The player got played!
ugh, home and passed the eff out!!
That's all!
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
The Morning After
oooo the heat... I woke up on the sofa ROASTING!!! so we got up and went upstairs into the bedroom and laid down and talked with everyone in the room. Jokes passing back and forth and in walks DARIO!!! I effin love him. Crazy mo fo! too much in common!
There were muffins baking in the oven and plans to go to the beach, so I took my 3 hour preparartion and finally we were out, but only after a muffin and some prosecco, OF COURSE! mmm strawberries and raspberries! We went to the harbor as I tried hunting down Mr. Hunt. Do I need a sniper rifle or something to get him to sit still? Sit still Bambi before I set the Pines on fire! We met these guys that were throwing this pool party and gave us an invite.. unfortunately when we walked by, it was a ghost town with a DJ. We headed for a walk on the beach, passed the dead pool party, made our way into the house and had a fabulous lunch with fabulous music!!! FREAKING FANTASTIC!!!
A Margarita was mixed and we were, BAM, back on the beach, but this time to actually layout and enjoy the weather! When we picked out towels I went for the obvious lime green, but as I spread it out on the hot sand, I realized it said "MARY" and we all laughed a little. In my skimpy bathing suit once again because everyone had that fucking RUFSKIN bathing suit, really guys? you are posing mother fucking homos! Get a clue. It's obviously the new thing for Chelsea boys, but bitches I live right across the street from Rufskin! ANYWAY, I saw Art and Marco and bunch of other guys that I knew, but why were the breeders there? ugh! can't we have our own sanctuary? What's with the kids? Then we all start joking around and the conversation goes serious with Dario...
me- "I don't top"
Dario- "Well, if I love someone I will eat their a$$ and f*%! them, but if it's a one night stand I bottom because it's more convenient."
I believe every word he says because last year their Pines house was "voted" WHORE HOUSE OF THE PINES!!! DO you know how hard it is to get that reputation. SPeaking of- the previous night all I remember of Dario from SIP N TWIRL is him dashing out dragging some guy along not even seeing his face. It was like, "oh PENIS, BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" FREAKING ROADRUNNER bitch, meep meep.
Paul, Ricardo, and I had to run and pack and head to the ferry, but we got margaritas beforehand and something to eat. We were soooo tired, but instead of sleeping on the way back we couldn't stop talking! With our ice cream pops and everything, just looking like the hottest fatasses.. whatever! I'm getting cheesefries!!!
We all departed, but first Ricardo and I had a cigarette. Then we separated and I came home to CRASH!!! You know, I did get up to go out that night.. BUT THE BITCH Bianca Del Rio was still on Fire Island.. That's my Monday ROUTINE!!! whatevs!
That's all!
There were muffins baking in the oven and plans to go to the beach, so I took my 3 hour preparartion and finally we were out, but only after a muffin and some prosecco, OF COURSE! mmm strawberries and raspberries! We went to the harbor as I tried hunting down Mr. Hunt. Do I need a sniper rifle or something to get him to sit still? Sit still Bambi before I set the Pines on fire! We met these guys that were throwing this pool party and gave us an invite.. unfortunately when we walked by, it was a ghost town with a DJ. We headed for a walk on the beach, passed the dead pool party, made our way into the house and had a fabulous lunch with fabulous music!!! FREAKING FANTASTIC!!!
A Margarita was mixed and we were, BAM, back on the beach, but this time to actually layout and enjoy the weather! When we picked out towels I went for the obvious lime green, but as I spread it out on the hot sand, I realized it said "MARY" and we all laughed a little. In my skimpy bathing suit once again because everyone had that fucking RUFSKIN bathing suit, really guys? you are posing mother fucking homos! Get a clue. It's obviously the new thing for Chelsea boys, but bitches I live right across the street from Rufskin! ANYWAY, I saw Art and Marco and bunch of other guys that I knew, but why were the breeders there? ugh! can't we have our own sanctuary? What's with the kids? Then we all start joking around and the conversation goes serious with Dario...
me- "I don't top"
Dario- "Well, if I love someone I will eat their a$$ and f*%! them, but if it's a one night stand I bottom because it's more convenient."
I believe every word he says because last year their Pines house was "voted" WHORE HOUSE OF THE PINES!!! DO you know how hard it is to get that reputation. SPeaking of- the previous night all I remember of Dario from SIP N TWIRL is him dashing out dragging some guy along not even seeing his face. It was like, "oh PENIS, BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" FREAKING ROADRUNNER bitch, meep meep.
Paul, Ricardo, and I had to run and pack and head to the ferry, but we got margaritas beforehand and something to eat. We were soooo tired, but instead of sleeping on the way back we couldn't stop talking! With our ice cream pops and everything, just looking like the hottest fatasses.. whatever! I'm getting cheesefries!!!
We all departed, but first Ricardo and I had a cigarette. Then we separated and I came home to CRASH!!! You know, I did get up to go out that night.. BUT THE BITCH Bianca Del Rio was still on Fire Island.. That's my Monday ROUTINE!!! whatevs!
That's all!
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