A long, long time ago in gay-laxy far away, a gay boy got caught in work. ... while going out every night, dating a lucky few Chelsea boys, and still looking fabulous... Not to mention all the dance gigs and rehearsals AND starting a new job!
SO the past few weeks have been mildly insane... scratch that!!!!! INTENSELY INSANE!!!! I danced at a Charity performance that Pepper Mint produced and performed... lots of rehearsals. She is so loving and fierce!!!!!
I have met a few nice guys, but for some reason there is always some complication that gets in the way. I honestly would like a boyfriend, but I feel like no one yet matches my standards. They are all different guys yet are all my type!!!! I believe I don't have a type... my type is someone I am attracted to or like. Then there are the guys that wanna hookup and honestly that's why I have been celibate for 6, almost 7 weeks! I am done getting trashed by these guys that only want sexual fulfillment, but no emotional attachment. It's called being a player, not meaning a team player... only a team player with a tag team! Ugh, hooking up can get sooooo freaking boring! I like to cuddle and also have crazy sex, but with someone I love. I wasn't saying that 2 or 3 months ago though! just ask some of my friends... They'll tell you!
I danced for Sahara Davenport for her new single and music video! Also in September I may just be performing with her the whole month! YOU BETTER WERQ!!!!!! OMG the costumes were so freaking hott!!!!!!!! I am obsessed with them!!! and her!!!
I have had a little drama here and there, but honestly I have been going home earlier, but still having a smashing, smashed time... sometimes I feel like a pumpkin spread on the concrete on a drunken Halloween!
I started working at Cafeteria recently! I love the crew there and I fit in with the crew there! dressing like a diva!! what else is new?!?!?! I strut through the place while the few guests from out of town are shocked that I am that openly gay! No, I'm sorry old man... I will not hit on you! You are married - oh wait, that's never stopped me before!
I will make sure to keep up with this more often to inform everyone everything like I was before!!! I will make it my business to give you every detail... speaking of, I'm working at NY FASHION WEEK!!!!! YES AND YES!! YEAHHHHHHHH!
NEW SUBJECT- Make sure you nominate me for BEST GOGO BOY OF THE YEAR FOR THE 2o1o GLAMMY AWARDS!!! Just see Cherry Jubilee on facebook and ask for a ballot!!! Thanks everyone. YOu know all the work I do and the fun that I have! HIT ME UP!!!!
I have a boy crush too! later for more details!
That's all!
Friday, August 20, 2010
Saturday, July 24, 2010
Thursday "RUSH"es to Saturday
So Thursday I was so messed up from Wednesday that I kinda lounged around, Shawn came over as Keith was leaving, we hung out and I got ready for work.
After work I met up with my dear friend at Lasagna on 8th Ave. We had a serious discussion and then Robert met up with us! Oh fabulous, drinks and garlic bread, not to exclude the two dishes of lasagna (proscuitto & artichoke). We were all going back and forth for what seemed to be a minute, but it was like an hour or more!!!!
I brushed my teeth and headed to Splash where Reichen... oh gorgeous Reichen was. I adore him... he's beautiful, smart, talented... and I know him... so it all works out well for me I guess. I saw Jamieson for a while and kissed and danced and talked. I danced and drank, went to the diner, and passed out!
I confuse the days so easily lately. Friday I went to work and went home... Rockit and F Word with Jamieson and home early. went and passed out! ... I am not telling all!!!
Saturday, I went to my good friend Michelle's brother's wedding. It was quite a beautiful ceremony and everyone was dressed to kill... Michelle looked so elegant and fierce, ugh I love her.
there is a secret blank spot in there that only 3 people know exactly what happened from that point until I moved on to Vig 27 with Robert and he had one drink and went home. Then Zoe got there and we were hanging out dirnking with our other friends including Jane Lane, Epiphany, and a million other people. I was doing these amazing chocolate mint julep drinks... AMAZING!!! you have to go try them!!! I ran into Jamieson and it looked like he was there with another guy, so I was upset and drunk. Got over it quickly though!
I moved on to Splash and was sdoing shots left and right, saying HAPPY BIRHTDAY to MARTO. Drinking like it was going out of style...
OH LORD, buckle up because we're going for a ride on this next comical journey to a forbidden land called... RUSH!!!!!!!
I crash landed at Rush sometime around like 2 or 3 SHWASTED & I stood outside smoking with Dennis and a few other friends for a good chunk of time. I ended up going in side like 20 minutes later. I went and said hello to about 5 or 6 people, hit up the bar to say HI to Mark, the bartender, ordered my drink and had a few sips...
*SCREECHING HAULT*
There was a tap on my shoulder and I turned around and there stood Rob, the really insecure, annoying, dry, fat, pitiful, cheap, balding (many more adjectives, but I will stop there) cashier. He walked me outside and back around to the cashier. REALLY!?!?!?!
I, of course, refused to pay because I worked there before any of the gogo boys in there had worked, along with some of the bartenders and coat check. Even some of the newer promoters. So it may not come to shock you when you hear the conversation.
me- "I am not paying. I have worked here for almost a year... minus a few months."
Rob- "then you can leave."
me- "really?"
Rob- "yeah, go, get out."
me - "ok you fat fuck. You are so pathetic and desperate for money. I am going on facebook right this second and anti-promoting this club as much as I can..."
*as he is trying to get a word in edgewise*
me- (muttering while using facebook mobile) "Rush is pathetic, anyone that goes there is a loser." or something along those lines
the argument went on for like another 2 minutes until finally he says, "Never come back to my club again."
me-"Your club? just because you suck a club owner's dick when you're 17 doesn't mean you own this club!!!"
Then I stood there and told everyone that was walking in to not go in. A few people listened to me. I absolutely loved it! It isn't that I don't like Rush itself... I mean it is really rundown and needs a lot of renovations, probably wouldn't pass a fire code or health code. I mean who doesn't love a dramatic night at Drama Saturdays at Rush. Everyone wants to be high schools students in a club, a few fights here, and a few curses there. Underage drinking and oldre gentlemen trying to fondle the gogo boys with a dollar bill. It's like "Heaven" in there. Excuse the reference to the club it was before.
HONESTLY?!?! It's a dump! I'll say it! I only tolerate it because Steve Sidewalk plays amazing music and some of my underage friends go or work there!
I went back to Splash and had more to drink, then the diner. I don't remember anything at that point. I don't even remember the diner or Alex walking me home. I could barely stand up, let alone actually walk. We got to my stoop... Once again, directly across from Barracuda, and Alex and I were sitting out there... Alex told me this part... Then Kyle walks out of Cuda and crosses the street. We were all talking and Kyle told me somehow we got to joking about me punching him, so I did really hard when it was meant to be light and apparently to make up for it... I am apparently a GREAT kisser, even when I am drunk.
As always, i went upstairs and passed out until Sunday early afternoon :-P
That's all!
After work I met up with my dear friend at Lasagna on 8th Ave. We had a serious discussion and then Robert met up with us! Oh fabulous, drinks and garlic bread, not to exclude the two dishes of lasagna (proscuitto & artichoke). We were all going back and forth for what seemed to be a minute, but it was like an hour or more!!!!
I brushed my teeth and headed to Splash where Reichen... oh gorgeous Reichen was. I adore him... he's beautiful, smart, talented... and I know him... so it all works out well for me I guess. I saw Jamieson for a while and kissed and danced and talked. I danced and drank, went to the diner, and passed out!
I confuse the days so easily lately. Friday I went to work and went home... Rockit and F Word with Jamieson and home early. went and passed out! ... I am not telling all!!!
Saturday, I went to my good friend Michelle's brother's wedding. It was quite a beautiful ceremony and everyone was dressed to kill... Michelle looked so elegant and fierce, ugh I love her.
there is a secret blank spot in there that only 3 people know exactly what happened from that point until I moved on to Vig 27 with Robert and he had one drink and went home. Then Zoe got there and we were hanging out dirnking with our other friends including Jane Lane, Epiphany, and a million other people. I was doing these amazing chocolate mint julep drinks... AMAZING!!! you have to go try them!!! I ran into Jamieson and it looked like he was there with another guy, so I was upset and drunk. Got over it quickly though!
I moved on to Splash and was sdoing shots left and right, saying HAPPY BIRHTDAY to MARTO. Drinking like it was going out of style...
OH LORD, buckle up because we're going for a ride on this next comical journey to a forbidden land called... RUSH!!!!!!!
I crash landed at Rush sometime around like 2 or 3 SHWASTED & I stood outside smoking with Dennis and a few other friends for a good chunk of time. I ended up going in side like 20 minutes later. I went and said hello to about 5 or 6 people, hit up the bar to say HI to Mark, the bartender, ordered my drink and had a few sips...
*SCREECHING HAULT*
There was a tap on my shoulder and I turned around and there stood Rob, the really insecure, annoying, dry, fat, pitiful, cheap, balding (many more adjectives, but I will stop there) cashier. He walked me outside and back around to the cashier. REALLY!?!?!?!
I, of course, refused to pay because I worked there before any of the gogo boys in there had worked, along with some of the bartenders and coat check. Even some of the newer promoters. So it may not come to shock you when you hear the conversation.
me- "I am not paying. I have worked here for almost a year... minus a few months."
Rob- "then you can leave."
me- "really?"
Rob- "yeah, go, get out."
me - "ok you fat fuck. You are so pathetic and desperate for money. I am going on facebook right this second and anti-promoting this club as much as I can..."
*as he is trying to get a word in edgewise*
me- (muttering while using facebook mobile) "Rush is pathetic, anyone that goes there is a loser." or something along those lines
the argument went on for like another 2 minutes until finally he says, "Never come back to my club again."
me-"Your club? just because you suck a club owner's dick when you're 17 doesn't mean you own this club!!!"
Then I stood there and told everyone that was walking in to not go in. A few people listened to me. I absolutely loved it! It isn't that I don't like Rush itself... I mean it is really rundown and needs a lot of renovations, probably wouldn't pass a fire code or health code. I mean who doesn't love a dramatic night at Drama Saturdays at Rush. Everyone wants to be high schools students in a club, a few fights here, and a few curses there. Underage drinking and oldre gentlemen trying to fondle the gogo boys with a dollar bill. It's like "Heaven" in there. Excuse the reference to the club it was before.
HONESTLY?!?! It's a dump! I'll say it! I only tolerate it because Steve Sidewalk plays amazing music and some of my underage friends go or work there!
I went back to Splash and had more to drink, then the diner. I don't remember anything at that point. I don't even remember the diner or Alex walking me home. I could barely stand up, let alone actually walk. We got to my stoop... Once again, directly across from Barracuda, and Alex and I were sitting out there... Alex told me this part... Then Kyle walks out of Cuda and crosses the street. We were all talking and Kyle told me somehow we got to joking about me punching him, so I did really hard when it was meant to be light and apparently to make up for it... I am apparently a GREAT kisser, even when I am drunk.
As always, i went upstairs and passed out until Sunday early afternoon :-P
That's all!
Friday, July 23, 2010
Three's a Crowd
Oh Wednesday, I don't remember the morning time at all... other than lounging around and I believe a bowl of cereal!
as always......
I went to work Wednesday at 6 and was bored within 10 minutes. That's what usually happens when you're trapped in a basement and you are a social butterfly... I only like dungeons sexually. I decided that I would call up Keith and have him meet me at my place after to go out. Jason, one of my good friends ended up coming over before hand. I did my hair, powdered my nose, spritzed cologne and I was good to go.
We arrived at the Ritz and right away I got a vodka tonic. Keith ordered his drink and next thing you knew, he ordered 3 Jager shots! GREAT!!! gonna get fucked up so quickly!
PAUSE---> in walks DAMIEN!!!!! oh Lordy Lordy Lordy... Keith and Damien in one room and very confined... I need to mention it is a tight space... I was a little distant from Damien.
Then we started with the bottle service that we do each and every Wednesday of Absolut at Rewind. We then did like 4 rounds of Chaka's shots. Next thing we knew, Grey GOOSE!!!! WERQ! We were dancing and singing, having a ball! Then it was time to move on.
Keith, Jason and I departed to go to Carnival. Once again, I started with a drink and a shot of Patron Silver... DAMMIT JASON, getting me trashed because he got his check for modeling which was a phat freaking check I must admit! Keith had to use the restroom so Jason and I continued drinking...
PAUSE---> in walks JAMIESON!!!!!! oh Lordy Lordy Lordy... FML!!!! all 3 in one night. Although Jamieson did say he knew it was me from across the room because of my smile. I was blushing and being the homo that I am! Easily charmed by sweet guys.
He was leaving with his friends when I was past Damien who just arrived and give a kiss, and the kiss that I just gave Jamieson, but don't leave out the kiss that Keith gave me when he returned from the urinal!
Luckily for me, none of them saw each other or me kissing on any of the others!!!!
I WON THE FIERCE VOGUE OFF THOUGH!!! YAY WERQ!!!
Jason, Keith, and I moved on to the diner where I was all sorts of fucked up, ate my breakfast and we went back to my place... I was doing yoga at 6am, completely messed up. I was falling asleep around 7:30AM, so we kicked Jason out and Keith and I laid down cuddling and passed out for hours!!!!
That's all!
as always......
I went to work Wednesday at 6 and was bored within 10 minutes. That's what usually happens when you're trapped in a basement and you are a social butterfly... I only like dungeons sexually. I decided that I would call up Keith and have him meet me at my place after to go out. Jason, one of my good friends ended up coming over before hand. I did my hair, powdered my nose, spritzed cologne and I was good to go.
We arrived at the Ritz and right away I got a vodka tonic. Keith ordered his drink and next thing you knew, he ordered 3 Jager shots! GREAT!!! gonna get fucked up so quickly!
PAUSE---> in walks DAMIEN!!!!! oh Lordy Lordy Lordy... Keith and Damien in one room and very confined... I need to mention it is a tight space... I was a little distant from Damien.
Then we started with the bottle service that we do each and every Wednesday of Absolut at Rewind. We then did like 4 rounds of Chaka's shots. Next thing we knew, Grey GOOSE!!!! WERQ! We were dancing and singing, having a ball! Then it was time to move on.
Keith, Jason and I departed to go to Carnival. Once again, I started with a drink and a shot of Patron Silver... DAMMIT JASON, getting me trashed because he got his check for modeling which was a phat freaking check I must admit! Keith had to use the restroom so Jason and I continued drinking...
PAUSE---> in walks JAMIESON!!!!!! oh Lordy Lordy Lordy... FML!!!! all 3 in one night. Although Jamieson did say he knew it was me from across the room because of my smile. I was blushing and being the homo that I am! Easily charmed by sweet guys.
He was leaving with his friends when I was past Damien who just arrived and give a kiss, and the kiss that I just gave Jamieson, but don't leave out the kiss that Keith gave me when he returned from the urinal!
Luckily for me, none of them saw each other or me kissing on any of the others!!!!
I WON THE FIERCE VOGUE OFF THOUGH!!! YAY WERQ!!!
Jason, Keith, and I moved on to the diner where I was all sorts of fucked up, ate my breakfast and we went back to my place... I was doing yoga at 6am, completely messed up. I was falling asleep around 7:30AM, so we kicked Jason out and Keith and I laid down cuddling and passed out for hours!!!!
That's all!
Speaking of La Cage
Monday, July 12th, 2010... BIANCA DEL RIO DAY!!!!!! YAY!!! She's gay!
Anyway, I pretty much relaxed all day other than seeing Twilight: Eclipse, and headed to Cuda with Robert for some shots of Jager. I convinced him to join Marto & I to watch Bianca perform and he loved it! We all loved it! We moved on to Posh and Chris Claymation wasn't there DJing so the music sucked and we left early and I went home and passed out barely drunk!
Tuesday----> I woke up, and lounged around until around 1 when I had to get in the shower. My friend Andy from New Jersey promised he would take me out for a bday lunch outside of NYC. I accepted the invitation so he picked me up and to Jersey we went.
We started at this delish Tapas place. The first thing in front of me was this scrumptious, FRESH mango mojito!!!! They even put real mango as a garnish! YUMMY IN MY EMPTY TUMMY... We ordered our shmorgishborg of Spanish food and we just kept pounding down drink after drink... finally we got through with our entree platter and Andy decides to introduce me to this special wine called "muscatel". So freaking tasty and gets you even more messed up!!! Anything else? Of course!
With Andy, there's always more! We went to this really great Italian place called Patsy's... He made me get dessert and of course more to drink. Their red velvet cake was PERFECT!!!!! I fell in love with it! We chatted and just had a shit ton of fun in this empty restaurant... it was between lunch and dinner hours. It was a very generous birthday lunch and I really REALLY enjoyed it! Unfortunately, I had to cut it short at around 5:54 because I had to get back and get changed and such to make it to the theater on 48th Street to meet up with my friend Rob.\
Remember the La Cage tickets I won the previous Monday at Pepper Mint's show? At Barracuda? Well, this was the night. Walking up to the theater with a cigarette in hand, I saw Rob with that dashing smile and that smashing style! HE LOOKED RAVISHING!!!!
The show was starting and we sat all the way in the back of the upper balcony, but honestly I would say they were the best seats in the house because you could see everything that was happening. From trannies to train wrecks, the show was an absolute hit!! I was laughing non stop. There were balls flying, shrieks crying, audience dying! Oh Lord for the homo in me! It was fabulous.
During intermission there was this usher that was surprised at my "old soul" and that I understood the jokes and old humor. Apparently kids my age usually don't understand that sort of humor. I was surprised! We chit chatted and the guy was wicked cool.
After the show, Rob and I tracked down this sushi place that I made reservations to. According to the reviews it had a full bar and just sounded delightful. Rob and I, the picky faggots we are, walked up and saw the bad lighting and we looked at each other and said, "NO!" There was some other mumbo jumbo about we are too fabulous for that lighting, mind you, the place was busy for 10:30 at night.
Nearby, a block away, there was another sushi place that Rob said looked better. We walk in and all the breeders in the place turn and look at us. What? We know we're gay, in fact, hold onto your husbands because we might have been feeling kinky that night! We ordered this platter... AGAIN with the platters... plus we each had our Sapporos. After the server finished filling us in about what we were actually eating. We made our own descriptions in which the table next to us thoroughly enjoyed. It looked like a breeder date... but one of those things was not like the other. The guy had this nervous little smile... Maybe when we walked in everyone thought, ooooo EYE CANDY!!! Toward the end of the meal the guy at the table next to us got a fruit dish and said, "I love fruit" so all those assumptions we had of his closet case realness were just that, REAL! He was a flaming homosexual trapped in the body and attire in that of a MORMON running around from door to door sucking everyone in sight. I meant to say preaching.
Rob and I took a taxi to my place, I changed and we walked to Splash. I was dancing and made good money that night! Rob only stuck around for one drink and then took off...
That night was awful for everyone who was around me trashed. I was blurting out racist comments, stabbing diner chairs, just a hot mess! But at least Keith ended up meeting up with me and partying with me for a while so he walked me home and ended up staying over. I can't go beyond that point to say if something may have happened. I just know I enjoyed the cuddle sessions. We passed out...
That's all!
Anyway, I pretty much relaxed all day other than seeing Twilight: Eclipse, and headed to Cuda with Robert for some shots of Jager. I convinced him to join Marto & I to watch Bianca perform and he loved it! We all loved it! We moved on to Posh and Chris Claymation wasn't there DJing so the music sucked and we left early and I went home and passed out barely drunk!
Tuesday----> I woke up, and lounged around until around 1 when I had to get in the shower. My friend Andy from New Jersey promised he would take me out for a bday lunch outside of NYC. I accepted the invitation so he picked me up and to Jersey we went.
We started at this delish Tapas place. The first thing in front of me was this scrumptious, FRESH mango mojito!!!! They even put real mango as a garnish! YUMMY IN MY EMPTY TUMMY... We ordered our shmorgishborg of Spanish food and we just kept pounding down drink after drink... finally we got through with our entree platter and Andy decides to introduce me to this special wine called "muscatel". So freaking tasty and gets you even more messed up!!! Anything else? Of course!
With Andy, there's always more! We went to this really great Italian place called Patsy's... He made me get dessert and of course more to drink. Their red velvet cake was PERFECT!!!!! I fell in love with it! We chatted and just had a shit ton of fun in this empty restaurant... it was between lunch and dinner hours. It was a very generous birthday lunch and I really REALLY enjoyed it! Unfortunately, I had to cut it short at around 5:54 because I had to get back and get changed and such to make it to the theater on 48th Street to meet up with my friend Rob.\
Remember the La Cage tickets I won the previous Monday at Pepper Mint's show? At Barracuda? Well, this was the night. Walking up to the theater with a cigarette in hand, I saw Rob with that dashing smile and that smashing style! HE LOOKED RAVISHING!!!!
The show was starting and we sat all the way in the back of the upper balcony, but honestly I would say they were the best seats in the house because you could see everything that was happening. From trannies to train wrecks, the show was an absolute hit!! I was laughing non stop. There were balls flying, shrieks crying, audience dying! Oh Lord for the homo in me! It was fabulous.
During intermission there was this usher that was surprised at my "old soul" and that I understood the jokes and old humor. Apparently kids my age usually don't understand that sort of humor. I was surprised! We chit chatted and the guy was wicked cool.
After the show, Rob and I tracked down this sushi place that I made reservations to. According to the reviews it had a full bar and just sounded delightful. Rob and I, the picky faggots we are, walked up and saw the bad lighting and we looked at each other and said, "NO!" There was some other mumbo jumbo about we are too fabulous for that lighting, mind you, the place was busy for 10:30 at night.
Nearby, a block away, there was another sushi place that Rob said looked better. We walk in and all the breeders in the place turn and look at us. What? We know we're gay, in fact, hold onto your husbands because we might have been feeling kinky that night! We ordered this platter... AGAIN with the platters... plus we each had our Sapporos. After the server finished filling us in about what we were actually eating. We made our own descriptions in which the table next to us thoroughly enjoyed. It looked like a breeder date... but one of those things was not like the other. The guy had this nervous little smile... Maybe when we walked in everyone thought, ooooo EYE CANDY!!! Toward the end of the meal the guy at the table next to us got a fruit dish and said, "I love fruit" so all those assumptions we had of his closet case realness were just that, REAL! He was a flaming homosexual trapped in the body and attire in that of a MORMON running around from door to door sucking everyone in sight. I meant to say preaching.
Rob and I took a taxi to my place, I changed and we walked to Splash. I was dancing and made good money that night! Rob only stuck around for one drink and then took off...
That night was awful for everyone who was around me trashed. I was blurting out racist comments, stabbing diner chairs, just a hot mess! But at least Keith ended up meeting up with me and partying with me for a while so he walked me home and ended up staying over. I can't go beyond that point to say if something may have happened. I just know I enjoyed the cuddle sessions. We passed out...
That's all!
Monday, July 19, 2010
Just Come Out!
I met Sherry Vine three summers ago, for anyone that doesn't know, that was 2007! I went to OW's on the east side. My friend Eddie introduced me to the place. We had so much fun together all of the time. That night Sherry sang "Sherrylicious" and I fell in love with it. I never thought I'd see her again after that, but that's because I never knew I'd be living in the city.
I was wayyy wrong!!!!! It is now 2010 and I am in NYC. I ended up not only remeeting Sherry,, but working with her... TWICE!!! The first time was for "Make Me Moan", her parody of Lady Gaga's "Telephone". It was so much fun! We filled the dance scene at Lips! This time it was for "You're a Homo", her parody of Lady Gaga's "Alejandro". um, FIERCE!!! She outdoes herself time after time.
I arrived at Barracuda and immediately went to see David Serrano at the DJ booth.. turning out the beats early.. then everyone that I know, including Mr. Legge who directed the video. I sat with Eddy, Keith, and Brian. Keith and I had been flirting a bit, so finally we sat with each other and watched all of Sherry's show. Lemme tell you what, the diva is smart, we sat through her brilliant, perverted, and raunchy... exactly my kind of show! Sherry was fabulous!!!! She gave a shout out to everyone and even said, "my baby, RICHARD JMV". I am so fortunate! I felt so cool!!!! I was so ready for the video that had been viewed by like two people, excluding Sherry. It was a surprise!!!!
The screen came down and the lights dimmed, BAMMMM!!! "VINE" is the first thing you say and then the video played on, The soldiers in the beginning, etc... Reeses cups and everything, the beginning was political, very political, outting these Republican closet cases. Then she went into deeper issues such as hate crimes. Then the dance segments. My favorite part was the glory hole shots, so funny. I loved the whole thing. We stayed and hung out for a few, drank with everyone.
here it is---> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa3soo4IQxA
Then most of the group moved onto Greenhouse, while Keith, Marto and I moved onto Splash. We sat downstairs drinking with Perro, getting trashed. Keith and I ended up making out and it was GREAT! OH LORD, it was all mushy after that, really cute though. Marto walked me home with Keith and we decided to "go green". I love Marto for that, such a newbie, but already a total stoner. When we reached 22nd & 8th, We were laughing over nothing for like ten minutes with that smoked laugh... you know the one, really high pitched! mhmm, that's the one!
I laid on Keith's lap while smoking a cigarette on the stoop! He is a really nice guy.
I came up and passed out, drunk and high. CRAZY!!!
That's all!
I was wayyy wrong!!!!! It is now 2010 and I am in NYC. I ended up not only remeeting Sherry,, but working with her... TWICE!!! The first time was for "Make Me Moan", her parody of Lady Gaga's "Telephone". It was so much fun! We filled the dance scene at Lips! This time it was for "You're a Homo", her parody of Lady Gaga's "Alejandro". um, FIERCE!!! She outdoes herself time after time.
I arrived at Barracuda and immediately went to see David Serrano at the DJ booth.. turning out the beats early.. then everyone that I know, including Mr. Legge who directed the video. I sat with Eddy, Keith, and Brian. Keith and I had been flirting a bit, so finally we sat with each other and watched all of Sherry's show. Lemme tell you what, the diva is smart, we sat through her brilliant, perverted, and raunchy... exactly my kind of show! Sherry was fabulous!!!! She gave a shout out to everyone and even said, "my baby, RICHARD JMV". I am so fortunate! I felt so cool!!!! I was so ready for the video that had been viewed by like two people, excluding Sherry. It was a surprise!!!!
The screen came down and the lights dimmed, BAMMMM!!! "VINE" is the first thing you say and then the video played on, The soldiers in the beginning, etc... Reeses cups and everything, the beginning was political, very political, outting these Republican closet cases. Then she went into deeper issues such as hate crimes. Then the dance segments. My favorite part was the glory hole shots, so funny. I loved the whole thing. We stayed and hung out for a few, drank with everyone.
here it is---> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa3soo4IQxA
Then most of the group moved onto Greenhouse, while Keith, Marto and I moved onto Splash. We sat downstairs drinking with Perro, getting trashed. Keith and I ended up making out and it was GREAT! OH LORD, it was all mushy after that, really cute though. Marto walked me home with Keith and we decided to "go green". I love Marto for that, such a newbie, but already a total stoner. When we reached 22nd & 8th, We were laughing over nothing for like ten minutes with that smoked laugh... you know the one, really high pitched! mhmm, that's the one!
I laid on Keith's lap while smoking a cigarette on the stoop! He is a really nice guy.
I came up and passed out, drunk and high. CRAZY!!!
That's all!
Friday, July 16, 2010
RE-ROUTING 7/7/10
After such an amazing day on Tuesday, this Wednesday wasn't very eventful. It was the usual Rewind @ the Ritz, then moved downtown to SPlash where I met Kelis, got kisses from her! Oh, she has plenty of vanilla in that chocolate shake. For some reason I was dying for her to sing that, even though I knew she wouldn't. ugh, I felt like I was gonna be gangbanged in a prison porno scene though, it's so ghetto at Splash on Wednesdays. I mean I love the music, but some of the people are crazy!!! But the best part was that my friend Ben was in town and went out with me. He is the one that hires me as the dance captain for CUGSA aka Cornell Univertsity Gay/Straight Alliance's HUGE party called Filthy / Gorgeous with MC/DJ Chi Chi Larue. He's mad cool and super smart. I was so pleased he contacted me while coming here!
Oh another Thursday!I went to work and Splash, worked at SPlash to be precise. Ben showed up with some of his other friends and saw me dancing my ass offon the pole. It was funny. My bendy brother, Rowan, goes upstate with me for the CUGSA event and he was showing off his pole dancing skills to Ben without knowing it! We're trying to convince the commitee to get us a pole for next year... everything is always more exciting with a long hard rail to play with.
I'm fast forwarding because I don't feel like writing much about these days.
If you want the truth though, I don't remember much about them other than work and drinking excessively and seeing some familiar faces. But when you so many people in the city, you're bound to see one of those queens parncing through a gay bar somewhere, right? I just got to thinking that these fairies all must have a lot of fairy dust to keep them going. fairy dust is a wonderful thing!! Honestly, I don't need it!
Friday, just saying that makes me want to watch "Freaky Friday", can't place why, but it does! Can you say "faggot" any louder? Yes, you can if you go to the F Word at Splash on Fridays which is where I was with John Marto. I love Marto, my older brother. We are now legally getting trashed together so much and I fucking love it! We danced by Cazwell a while... talked to a bunch of friends. BLAH BLAH BLAH.
Saturday was a bit more eventful, which means dramatic... when aren't fags trying to pull the other girls weave out because he's jealous the other is so good and wants it for his next dragfest?!?! Just kidding... not really any drama, but that's from what I remember... AGAIN - that's not much. Hung out with Jordan and Matt most of the evening. Dougie was finally back from Europe with Brandon and Geo! DOUGIE WOULDN'T HAVE A FREAKING SHOT WITH ME!!! JERK!!!! love him anyway!
Mark was giving me tasty drinks at Rush! we're getting married one day, he just doesn't know it. I am only marrying him for the liquor! fuck rings, I want a shot!!!!!! Steve Sidewalk was turning out the beats and on stage dancing was my friend Tony, really sweet guy! ran into this kid I was talking to for a hot minute back in the winter time. I am so happy we never dated, I made such a great decision, not my type at all! I saw Phil, everyone knows Phil, RENTBOY gets you a rep I guess... I'm being a bitch, he's not on RENTBOY, just craigslist.
Then this little overly plucked homo in white jeans attempted a flexibility contest. Why do they try? It was funny watching her stain her jeans though. as I was hyper-extending my splits! OMG, I almost forgot there was this actual female ballet dancer at Splash and we were doing the same thing, although, when she lifted her leg, I felt like I was at a fishfry during Lent, and honey that shit was unGODly!!! Now, I'm being really mean,... she was well-groomed.... for the 1700's... she was actually very pretty and clean. I just like to kid around.. I remember telling this ok looking blonde girl outside of SPlash that she needed to wax her upper lip hair. That got some mixed responses! I think I made her cry a little. Oh well.
We went to the diner later on and did our normal thing. Does this constant following me directly, perfectly, to a "t" ever annoy you? It's like that bitch that you stupid fuckers listen to when you can't find your destination. Everyone names there GPS too! I love it! I can't say anything though, I have a black BURBERRY bag named Sophia, she's black (AA) and wears patterns. Sounds like a new character for Clueless the Series, even though that's over with. Anyway, the only time I need GPS is when I go down on a guy and I want cream but end up with FRUMUNDA CHEESE before I even begin... RE-ROUTING!!!!
anyway, passed out!
That's all!
Oh another Thursday!I went to work and Splash, worked at SPlash to be precise. Ben showed up with some of his other friends and saw me dancing my ass offon the pole. It was funny. My bendy brother, Rowan, goes upstate with me for the CUGSA event and he was showing off his pole dancing skills to Ben without knowing it! We're trying to convince the commitee to get us a pole for next year... everything is always more exciting with a long hard rail to play with.
I'm fast forwarding because I don't feel like writing much about these days.
If you want the truth though, I don't remember much about them other than work and drinking excessively and seeing some familiar faces. But when you so many people in the city, you're bound to see one of those queens parncing through a gay bar somewhere, right? I just got to thinking that these fairies all must have a lot of fairy dust to keep them going. fairy dust is a wonderful thing!! Honestly, I don't need it!
Friday, just saying that makes me want to watch "Freaky Friday", can't place why, but it does! Can you say "faggot" any louder? Yes, you can if you go to the F Word at Splash on Fridays which is where I was with John Marto. I love Marto, my older brother. We are now legally getting trashed together so much and I fucking love it! We danced by Cazwell a while... talked to a bunch of friends. BLAH BLAH BLAH.
Saturday was a bit more eventful, which means dramatic... when aren't fags trying to pull the other girls weave out because he's jealous the other is so good and wants it for his next dragfest?!?! Just kidding... not really any drama, but that's from what I remember... AGAIN - that's not much. Hung out with Jordan and Matt most of the evening. Dougie was finally back from Europe with Brandon and Geo! DOUGIE WOULDN'T HAVE A FREAKING SHOT WITH ME!!! JERK!!!! love him anyway!
Mark was giving me tasty drinks at Rush! we're getting married one day, he just doesn't know it. I am only marrying him for the liquor! fuck rings, I want a shot!!!!!! Steve Sidewalk was turning out the beats and on stage dancing was my friend Tony, really sweet guy! ran into this kid I was talking to for a hot minute back in the winter time. I am so happy we never dated, I made such a great decision, not my type at all! I saw Phil, everyone knows Phil, RENTBOY gets you a rep I guess... I'm being a bitch, he's not on RENTBOY, just craigslist.
Then this little overly plucked homo in white jeans attempted a flexibility contest. Why do they try? It was funny watching her stain her jeans though. as I was hyper-extending my splits! OMG, I almost forgot there was this actual female ballet dancer at Splash and we were doing the same thing, although, when she lifted her leg, I felt like I was at a fishfry during Lent, and honey that shit was unGODly!!! Now, I'm being really mean,... she was well-groomed.... for the 1700's... she was actually very pretty and clean. I just like to kid around.. I remember telling this ok looking blonde girl outside of SPlash that she needed to wax her upper lip hair. That got some mixed responses! I think I made her cry a little. Oh well.
We went to the diner later on and did our normal thing. Does this constant following me directly, perfectly, to a "t" ever annoy you? It's like that bitch that you stupid fuckers listen to when you can't find your destination. Everyone names there GPS too! I love it! I can't say anything though, I have a black BURBERRY bag named Sophia, she's black (AA) and wears patterns. Sounds like a new character for Clueless the Series, even though that's over with. Anyway, the only time I need GPS is when I go down on a guy and I want cream but end up with FRUMUNDA CHEESE before I even begin... RE-ROUTING!!!!
anyway, passed out!
That's all!
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Exposed Tranny Housewife of Madison Square Garden
UGH, CUDA!!!!! love it!!! right across the street from my apartment and oh so convenient! I love supporting my Pepper Mint too! She is so sweet!!! whenever I see her I only think about FiDi. Don't ask. something involving me, FiDi, homosexuality, and alcohol... Oh, AND Frankie C's 81st birthday. ANYWHO - She had a contest to win 2 tickets to see La Cage on Broadway. So the contest was 3 gay men, different scenarios, but as TRANNIES!!!!! OMG the guys before me were really bad acto... resses... are you way too drunk to be playing a very angry woman that you're now smiling? I DON'T THINK ANGRY PEOPLE ARE GOING TO SMILE, but that would make them better actresses. My SCENARIO while wearing a tiara! - H x 3 ---> Heroin, Happy, Horny... at an award show, need a fix of both Heroin and Sex!!! OMG THANKS GOD for Sophia and my hair product and such to help me out! Sophia is my Burberry bag. I won the contest, but I kinda liked the second prize better, dinner for 12, only problem is it was in Harlem, he won a 12 pack of Ramen... bitch, you know that's all they eat up there! maybe some rice and beans here and there....
ZZzzzZZzzzZzzzzz... ROOSTER SOUNDS AND I AM AWAKE VERY EARLY!!!
Robert woke me up early in the sweltering heat, I showered and got my cuteness on to go to Jill Zarin's (from Bravo's Housewives of New York) photoshoot by Markus & Indrani off Bravo's "Double Exposure" I walked in and met Markus, the guy is like 80 feet tall, fee fie foe fum... but he is a very cool down-to-earth guy... very chill and I thought that was awesome. I could see Jill over in makeup and hair getting ready . I met her not too long after and Robert's friend was actually the hair stylist, Justin. GK Reid was there Styling and Jill's assistant Darren, who since I have seen out a lot at the clubs and bars all over Chelsea. I was helping out with the weave for Jill's hair and fortunately didn't meet her cow of a bitch daughter, Ally... girl, an apple and peanut butter is what you eat in front of us, we know yoiu're gonna get a Big Mac on your way home... just learn to throw up your food, you'll be just fine girl! ugh, the nasty looks that those ladies kept on their faces was unbareable! INDRANI WALKS IN... so pretty, very cute, short lady... I would say girl, but she is way older than I thought! ... that's a compliment to her because she is still fierce. Finally, LADY GAGA!!!! they put on her music to start the photoshoot and I needed to dance! I was the ENERGY of the room! FREAKING fierce! I got to know quite a few people there. Jill Zarin coudn't take a photo with me because she was so hectic, she thinks she's a celebrity... fucking bitch, love her still, fucking bitch. I finally said to Robert, "I dealt with Janice Dickinson being a cunt, but at least she took a pic with me, but now I have to deal with this one? I'm over it, Let's bounce!
STARVING, Robert and I were craving refreshment... ALCOHOL! I really wanted a MARGARITA! SO Rockinghorse CAfe is where we stopped. I saw this fierce Real Estate Agent theat I met a few weeks previous and her cute friend Doug! Ate our yummy food, HANGER STEAK TACOS ARE AMAZING!!
SHIT, I'm running late...
I ran upstairs to the apartment and threw everything Gaga-esque in my bag as quickly as I could to run to DANY, OMG, I felt like I was gonna pass out from the heat! I vomited a little bit. SHERRY VINE is such an amazing person! I love her! fabulous videos... filming the video parody of Lady Gaga's "Alejandro" titled "You're a Homo". I knew it was going to be good because she is a mastermind, but didn't know it was gonna be that GREAT! Always on her shoots, we have fun and it's chill and a lot of fun great people to work with! We were wearing mostly Nasty Pig gear. I almost freaked out when I had to put on this awful head piece though. BLAH!!! I went back to kidergarten with a bowl cut. YUCK! It was tons of fun. Eddy was there but he ran to wait in life for us for Lady GAGA... LADY FUCKING GAGA!
I ran home after the shoot and quickly showered and did my hair... gaga-ed myself out and was off to MSG!!! There were tv stations and camera crews and everything trying to see who knew her dances and who was dressing like her. I kind of just wanted to kick some of them for not knowing the dances! Eddy kepted telling me to go show them up, but I was sweaty from just standing there, Imagine if I were dancing too! I would look like a melted ice queen! If I'm gonna melt I want it to be at least from romance, not the NYC humidity! Besides, it could have fucked up my hair. Thank God it didn't.
Inside MSG, we ran to get as close to the stage as possible! She is so fierce, we needed it. The whole time inside I was waiting for even Semi Prescious Weapons, I just wanted LADY GAGA!!! The second I saw the lights go down for her to come out!!! I WAS DYING... I swear if I were any more excited I would have shit my pants.... Sherry Vine style.
The Monster Ball is by far the best concert I have ever been to. She made me feel every emotion! I even cried! It was a roller coaster of emotions and she knows how to perform. She did her new song "You and I"... AMAZING!!!!! I LOVE IT! We were jumping, dancing, screaming... It made me kinda see that one that could be me, maybe not as famous, but I could be on a stage as the main event! People wanting me, craving my attention, but even from strangers!
After the concert, I was alive. so I ran home and showered and got my stuff together to go hang out at Splash. I was even more Gagalicious when I went there. Ballet tights and all!It was a VERY GOOD day!
that night we went to the diner and I was so out of it talking about douching, my friend Nick's HUGE pinga. It was just a really fun conversation. everytime I think about him, I say... The player got played!
ugh, home and passed the eff out!!
That's all!
ZZzzzZZzzzZzzzzz... ROOSTER SOUNDS AND I AM AWAKE VERY EARLY!!!
Robert woke me up early in the sweltering heat, I showered and got my cuteness on to go to Jill Zarin's (from Bravo's Housewives of New York) photoshoot by Markus & Indrani off Bravo's "Double Exposure" I walked in and met Markus, the guy is like 80 feet tall, fee fie foe fum... but he is a very cool down-to-earth guy... very chill and I thought that was awesome. I could see Jill over in makeup and hair getting ready . I met her not too long after and Robert's friend was actually the hair stylist, Justin. GK Reid was there Styling and Jill's assistant Darren, who since I have seen out a lot at the clubs and bars all over Chelsea. I was helping out with the weave for Jill's hair and fortunately didn't meet her cow of a bitch daughter, Ally... girl, an apple and peanut butter is what you eat in front of us, we know yoiu're gonna get a Big Mac on your way home... just learn to throw up your food, you'll be just fine girl! ugh, the nasty looks that those ladies kept on their faces was unbareable! INDRANI WALKS IN... so pretty, very cute, short lady... I would say girl, but she is way older than I thought! ... that's a compliment to her because she is still fierce. Finally, LADY GAGA!!!! they put on her music to start the photoshoot and I needed to dance! I was the ENERGY of the room! FREAKING fierce! I got to know quite a few people there. Jill Zarin coudn't take a photo with me because she was so hectic, she thinks she's a celebrity... fucking bitch, love her still, fucking bitch. I finally said to Robert, "I dealt with Janice Dickinson being a cunt, but at least she took a pic with me, but now I have to deal with this one? I'm over it, Let's bounce!
STARVING, Robert and I were craving refreshment... ALCOHOL! I really wanted a MARGARITA! SO Rockinghorse CAfe is where we stopped. I saw this fierce Real Estate Agent theat I met a few weeks previous and her cute friend Doug! Ate our yummy food, HANGER STEAK TACOS ARE AMAZING!!
SHIT, I'm running late...
I ran upstairs to the apartment and threw everything Gaga-esque in my bag as quickly as I could to run to DANY, OMG, I felt like I was gonna pass out from the heat! I vomited a little bit. SHERRY VINE is such an amazing person! I love her! fabulous videos... filming the video parody of Lady Gaga's "Alejandro" titled "You're a Homo". I knew it was going to be good because she is a mastermind, but didn't know it was gonna be that GREAT! Always on her shoots, we have fun and it's chill and a lot of fun great people to work with! We were wearing mostly Nasty Pig gear. I almost freaked out when I had to put on this awful head piece though. BLAH!!! I went back to kidergarten with a bowl cut. YUCK! It was tons of fun. Eddy was there but he ran to wait in life for us for Lady GAGA... LADY FUCKING GAGA!
I ran home after the shoot and quickly showered and did my hair... gaga-ed myself out and was off to MSG!!! There were tv stations and camera crews and everything trying to see who knew her dances and who was dressing like her. I kind of just wanted to kick some of them for not knowing the dances! Eddy kepted telling me to go show them up, but I was sweaty from just standing there, Imagine if I were dancing too! I would look like a melted ice queen! If I'm gonna melt I want it to be at least from romance, not the NYC humidity! Besides, it could have fucked up my hair. Thank God it didn't.
Inside MSG, we ran to get as close to the stage as possible! She is so fierce, we needed it. The whole time inside I was waiting for even Semi Prescious Weapons, I just wanted LADY GAGA!!! The second I saw the lights go down for her to come out!!! I WAS DYING... I swear if I were any more excited I would have shit my pants.... Sherry Vine style.
The Monster Ball is by far the best concert I have ever been to. She made me feel every emotion! I even cried! It was a roller coaster of emotions and she knows how to perform. She did her new song "You and I"... AMAZING!!!!! I LOVE IT! We were jumping, dancing, screaming... It made me kinda see that one that could be me, maybe not as famous, but I could be on a stage as the main event! People wanting me, craving my attention, but even from strangers!
After the concert, I was alive. so I ran home and showered and got my stuff together to go hang out at Splash. I was even more Gagalicious when I went there. Ballet tights and all!It was a VERY GOOD day!
that night we went to the diner and I was so out of it talking about douching, my friend Nick's HUGE pinga. It was just a really fun conversation. everytime I think about him, I say... The player got played!
ugh, home and passed the eff out!!
That's all!
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
The Morning After
oooo the heat... I woke up on the sofa ROASTING!!! so we got up and went upstairs into the bedroom and laid down and talked with everyone in the room. Jokes passing back and forth and in walks DARIO!!! I effin love him. Crazy mo fo! too much in common!
There were muffins baking in the oven and plans to go to the beach, so I took my 3 hour preparartion and finally we were out, but only after a muffin and some prosecco, OF COURSE! mmm strawberries and raspberries! We went to the harbor as I tried hunting down Mr. Hunt. Do I need a sniper rifle or something to get him to sit still? Sit still Bambi before I set the Pines on fire! We met these guys that were throwing this pool party and gave us an invite.. unfortunately when we walked by, it was a ghost town with a DJ. We headed for a walk on the beach, passed the dead pool party, made our way into the house and had a fabulous lunch with fabulous music!!! FREAKING FANTASTIC!!!
A Margarita was mixed and we were, BAM, back on the beach, but this time to actually layout and enjoy the weather! When we picked out towels I went for the obvious lime green, but as I spread it out on the hot sand, I realized it said "MARY" and we all laughed a little. In my skimpy bathing suit once again because everyone had that fucking RUFSKIN bathing suit, really guys? you are posing mother fucking homos! Get a clue. It's obviously the new thing for Chelsea boys, but bitches I live right across the street from Rufskin! ANYWAY, I saw Art and Marco and bunch of other guys that I knew, but why were the breeders there? ugh! can't we have our own sanctuary? What's with the kids? Then we all start joking around and the conversation goes serious with Dario...
me- "I don't top"
Dario- "Well, if I love someone I will eat their a$$ and f*%! them, but if it's a one night stand I bottom because it's more convenient."
I believe every word he says because last year their Pines house was "voted" WHORE HOUSE OF THE PINES!!! DO you know how hard it is to get that reputation. SPeaking of- the previous night all I remember of Dario from SIP N TWIRL is him dashing out dragging some guy along not even seeing his face. It was like, "oh PENIS, BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" FREAKING ROADRUNNER bitch, meep meep.
Paul, Ricardo, and I had to run and pack and head to the ferry, but we got margaritas beforehand and something to eat. We were soooo tired, but instead of sleeping on the way back we couldn't stop talking! With our ice cream pops and everything, just looking like the hottest fatasses.. whatever! I'm getting cheesefries!!!
We all departed, but first Ricardo and I had a cigarette. Then we separated and I came home to CRASH!!! You know, I did get up to go out that night.. BUT THE BITCH Bianca Del Rio was still on Fire Island.. That's my Monday ROUTINE!!! whatevs!
That's all!
There were muffins baking in the oven and plans to go to the beach, so I took my 3 hour preparartion and finally we were out, but only after a muffin and some prosecco, OF COURSE! mmm strawberries and raspberries! We went to the harbor as I tried hunting down Mr. Hunt. Do I need a sniper rifle or something to get him to sit still? Sit still Bambi before I set the Pines on fire! We met these guys that were throwing this pool party and gave us an invite.. unfortunately when we walked by, it was a ghost town with a DJ. We headed for a walk on the beach, passed the dead pool party, made our way into the house and had a fabulous lunch with fabulous music!!! FREAKING FANTASTIC!!!
A Margarita was mixed and we were, BAM, back on the beach, but this time to actually layout and enjoy the weather! When we picked out towels I went for the obvious lime green, but as I spread it out on the hot sand, I realized it said "MARY" and we all laughed a little. In my skimpy bathing suit once again because everyone had that fucking RUFSKIN bathing suit, really guys? you are posing mother fucking homos! Get a clue. It's obviously the new thing for Chelsea boys, but bitches I live right across the street from Rufskin! ANYWAY, I saw Art and Marco and bunch of other guys that I knew, but why were the breeders there? ugh! can't we have our own sanctuary? What's with the kids? Then we all start joking around and the conversation goes serious with Dario...
me- "I don't top"
Dario- "Well, if I love someone I will eat their a$$ and f*%! them, but if it's a one night stand I bottom because it's more convenient."
I believe every word he says because last year their Pines house was "voted" WHORE HOUSE OF THE PINES!!! DO you know how hard it is to get that reputation. SPeaking of- the previous night all I remember of Dario from SIP N TWIRL is him dashing out dragging some guy along not even seeing his face. It was like, "oh PENIS, BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" FREAKING ROADRUNNER bitch, meep meep.
Paul, Ricardo, and I had to run and pack and head to the ferry, but we got margaritas beforehand and something to eat. We were soooo tired, but instead of sleeping on the way back we couldn't stop talking! With our ice cream pops and everything, just looking like the hottest fatasses.. whatever! I'm getting cheesefries!!!
We all departed, but first Ricardo and I had a cigarette. Then we separated and I came home to CRASH!!! You know, I did get up to go out that night.. BUT THE BITCH Bianca Del Rio was still on Fire Island.. That's my Monday ROUTINE!!! whatevs!
That's all!
Saturday, July 10, 2010
Fire Island Pines 4th Adventure
I woke up at 10AM hoping that I would be getting the train or a ride with my friend Marc Kurash to Sayville to catch the ferry, but then I looked at my 45,000 text messages. Somewhere among these texts was a message from Marc - CALL ME BEFORE 8AM - Oh, Oh, oh and btw BETCH... FUCK YOU!!! The morning after my 21st BDAY the bitch was expecting me to still or already be awake!
So Shawn stayed over, recorded me snoring, which only happens when I'm drunk... all the time... he went to buy his shorts when I was getting ready. Originally we were going to take the train until my friend Michelle called me up and said she would come and drive us there because she wanted some Fire Island in her life! it took her like 10,000,000 years to get to my place, but to make the long haul to Sayville in a Range Rover with broken AC, I grabbed my 40 of Blue Moon and loaded the car. 20 minutes of looking for Michelle's phone that was in her bag on vibrate, Shawn "heard" it and we were off to the Midtown Tunnel.
Oh the highway was nothing but Hell and that's good because we partied in the car in traffic, honking at hott guys driving by, fist pumping, dancing... laughing during our photoshoots... all while sweating and dealing with Shawn's swamp ass! Oh and as we arrive at the ferry we look and see that the wait for parking is gonna be forever, so instead we go to the train station, park, and take the bus over, catch the ferry and WE'RE OFF!!!!
So I think we got there around 3 or 4 and the Jager was in the back of all of our minds, but I made Shawn wait until we got to my friend's house to drop our bags off. Michelle saw some friends and told us she would meet up with us later!! We walked into Rob's house and everyone was already TRASHED!!! I got the Happy Birthday song under the disco ball and soaked with the squirt guns, how'd they know that I liked water sports? which I don't! maybe a little.. had a cock.. tail... shots of Jager from the bottle...also was doing a cunty, but sexy flirting session with Rob's housemate!! SO FUCKING HOTT... was wearing identical bathing suits with my new friends Matt - it was the Rufskin reversible that everyone has, I was the only one all weekend the wore the other side with baby blue though, I like being different. oh, and I'm different alright!
Shawn and I said our see you later's and goodbye's and headed to the pool party where the Jager bottle in my bag aka "Sophia" was a HUGE hit. Some queen broke the catwalk, I was making a spectical, got a bday shoutout and free drinks. I felt famous because of the gay paparazzi snapping photos left and right! We met up with Michelle and started talking to this guy that found Shawn utterly attractive, utterly because Shawn's nipples were hanging out, but he is a goodlooking guy. after partying for like 2 hours we grabbed food at Canteen and Shawn's friend was still chillin' with us as we drank Jager and Bacardi Limon straight, some straight from the bottle like ghetto ass bitches! Think of it this way, we were spending a lot less money than the other queens on their $9 drinks! hahaha we won!
Where'd Shawn and his friend go? oh, there he is!
On to Low Tea where I was dancing up a storm, saw my buddy Reichen, Mr. Eric Rhodes, among a million other people and decided we should make our way to High & Middle Tea where DJ Vito Fun & DJ Xavier were blasting the beats and exciting the crowd... other than myself. It was my bday weekend afterall, and our countries! I was tearing it up and getting the crowd wilde, wild with an e because Oscar Wilde was a HUGE homo! I saw someone I used to flirt with all of the freaking time. And he looked so yummy and good, so he was fighting off the other guys and buying me drinks and I massaged his aching shoulder... ok, well then my friend bought me a bday drink and I was dancing and had a little circle around me...
PAUSE - Where's Shawn again? Oh, with another new "friend"...
RESUME BUTTON
Where was I? .... oh, ME! So I kissed "yummy", we'll call him "yummy", for a hot minute and bounced. I lost Shawn again, but this time I know Michelle was with him. OK well they left the island as I was at Rob's dining and deciding if we were going out. YUP! WE WERE DEFINITELY GOING OUT! there might have been something filthy gorgeous in there somewhere, but my lips are sealed, probably because I was so drunk I couldn't remember!
Sip N Twirl, where I had a blast, a million cigarettes, a danceoff with this older queen, I went all vogue on his ass and really turned it out. We also met this really cool guy Michael who is the Vice President of some big company in Manhattan and he bought us drinks from our friend and bartender Chris.
Sip N Twirl started dying down a bit and we really wanted to go to the HUGE party at Pavilion, but all the ATM's were out of cash! OMG YOU FUCKING QUEENS AND ATM's!!! Fuck... so we borrowed money and paid $30 a head... WELL WORTH IT!! I transformed that party into something like the "Monster Ball" and they were my "little monsters" and that's how I know I will have FAME one day. All these Lady Fucking Gaga references make me want to Just Dance harder! So hard that I want to "ride a disco stick", but I know I can keep that POKER FACE!! I'm too good!
After that we went back to ROb's house and hot tubbed it for a bit, watched the sunrise and decided that we should just curl up on the couch, such a great cuddler:-) Then we passed out till later on in the morning. Closing my eyes looking out the windows into the water.
That's all!
So Shawn stayed over, recorded me snoring, which only happens when I'm drunk... all the time... he went to buy his shorts when I was getting ready. Originally we were going to take the train until my friend Michelle called me up and said she would come and drive us there because she wanted some Fire Island in her life! it took her like 10,000,000 years to get to my place, but to make the long haul to Sayville in a Range Rover with broken AC, I grabbed my 40 of Blue Moon and loaded the car. 20 minutes of looking for Michelle's phone that was in her bag on vibrate, Shawn "heard" it and we were off to the Midtown Tunnel.
Oh the highway was nothing but Hell and that's good because we partied in the car in traffic, honking at hott guys driving by, fist pumping, dancing... laughing during our photoshoots... all while sweating and dealing with Shawn's swamp ass! Oh and as we arrive at the ferry we look and see that the wait for parking is gonna be forever, so instead we go to the train station, park, and take the bus over, catch the ferry and WE'RE OFF!!!!
So I think we got there around 3 or 4 and the Jager was in the back of all of our minds, but I made Shawn wait until we got to my friend's house to drop our bags off. Michelle saw some friends and told us she would meet up with us later!! We walked into Rob's house and everyone was already TRASHED!!! I got the Happy Birthday song under the disco ball and soaked with the squirt guns, how'd they know that I liked water sports? which I don't! maybe a little.. had a cock.. tail... shots of Jager from the bottle...also was doing a cunty, but sexy flirting session with Rob's housemate!! SO FUCKING HOTT... was wearing identical bathing suits with my new friends Matt - it was the Rufskin reversible that everyone has, I was the only one all weekend the wore the other side with baby blue though, I like being different. oh, and I'm different alright!
Shawn and I said our see you later's and goodbye's and headed to the pool party where the Jager bottle in my bag aka "Sophia" was a HUGE hit. Some queen broke the catwalk, I was making a spectical, got a bday shoutout and free drinks. I felt famous because of the gay paparazzi snapping photos left and right! We met up with Michelle and started talking to this guy that found Shawn utterly attractive, utterly because Shawn's nipples were hanging out, but he is a goodlooking guy. after partying for like 2 hours we grabbed food at Canteen and Shawn's friend was still chillin' with us as we drank Jager and Bacardi Limon straight, some straight from the bottle like ghetto ass bitches! Think of it this way, we were spending a lot less money than the other queens on their $9 drinks! hahaha we won!
Where'd Shawn and his friend go? oh, there he is!
On to Low Tea where I was dancing up a storm, saw my buddy Reichen, Mr. Eric Rhodes, among a million other people and decided we should make our way to High & Middle Tea where DJ Vito Fun & DJ Xavier were blasting the beats and exciting the crowd... other than myself. It was my bday weekend afterall, and our countries! I was tearing it up and getting the crowd wilde, wild with an e because Oscar Wilde was a HUGE homo! I saw someone I used to flirt with all of the freaking time. And he looked so yummy and good, so he was fighting off the other guys and buying me drinks and I massaged his aching shoulder... ok, well then my friend bought me a bday drink and I was dancing and had a little circle around me...
PAUSE - Where's Shawn again? Oh, with another new "friend"...
RESUME BUTTON
Where was I? .... oh, ME! So I kissed "yummy", we'll call him "yummy", for a hot minute and bounced. I lost Shawn again, but this time I know Michelle was with him. OK well they left the island as I was at Rob's dining and deciding if we were going out. YUP! WE WERE DEFINITELY GOING OUT! there might have been something filthy gorgeous in there somewhere, but my lips are sealed, probably because I was so drunk I couldn't remember!
Sip N Twirl, where I had a blast, a million cigarettes, a danceoff with this older queen, I went all vogue on his ass and really turned it out. We also met this really cool guy Michael who is the Vice President of some big company in Manhattan and he bought us drinks from our friend and bartender Chris.
Sip N Twirl started dying down a bit and we really wanted to go to the HUGE party at Pavilion, but all the ATM's were out of cash! OMG YOU FUCKING QUEENS AND ATM's!!! Fuck... so we borrowed money and paid $30 a head... WELL WORTH IT!! I transformed that party into something like the "Monster Ball" and they were my "little monsters" and that's how I know I will have FAME one day. All these Lady Fucking Gaga references make me want to Just Dance harder! So hard that I want to "ride a disco stick", but I know I can keep that POKER FACE!! I'm too good!
After that we went back to ROb's house and hot tubbed it for a bit, watched the sunrise and decided that we should just curl up on the couch, such a great cuddler:-) Then we passed out till later on in the morning. Closing my eyes looking out the windows into the water.
That's all!
Thursday, July 8, 2010
21 & UNSTOPPABLE!
SO I won't lie - I thought I was gonna be a crazy hungover mess on Saturday ( my bday), but I was FINE!!!! I got up and relaxed for a hot minute and got up and showered and RObert and I were out the door to run errands.
FIRST STOP - CITY CAKES NY!!!! the cake looked amazing! dropped it off a block away at CAFETERIA and was flirting with the host, SOOOO CUTE! went to UNION SQUARE to find that DIESEL was closed. DOUCHEBAGS!!!! IT was my bday! How could anything go wrong? I wanted and still want these amazing shoes! oh well, so on our way back home there was a street fair on 6th Ave and we got lemonade, saw a hot tranny mess in stripes, and loved the county fair, fried food aroma..
at home, I got ready while Shawn and Liz were on their way... Robert had to nap! Jager was the first thing on Shawn's mind so we each took a shot and we were out the door to Cafeteria for my bday pre-party! drinks were being poured and apps being fired, friends and family arriving, my playlist with our imaginary dancefloor! We were living up 3 hours at CAFETERIA! My family was adored by all! EVERYONE had an amazing time! Then we broke up into a few groups quickly to all meet back up at Barracuda. I did myself some Single Ladies on the stage. Drank like a fish, danced with my mom which was told at Cafeteria by Robert that she never should have had me and he was gonna shove me back up her vagina... needless to say we were both scared, I hate that fishy genitalia!!!! but my friend BRENT HARRIS STOPPED IN TO SEE ME!!!! I LOVE HIM!
We paraded to G Lounge with my party and drank more and saw more of my friends out! Free drinks and cute boys wishing me a Happy 21sr... AMAZING. We were there shortly, but I remember the hott bartender with a Jenny Craig contestant belly with a perfect everything not servicing me on my bday! I was VIP bitch, learn it well! My family had to leave after G which sucked ass!
then things starting getting Blurry! We all headed over to Rush where I was partying hard and dancing with another Single Ladies BDAY EDITION! I'm surprised I survived the night! My friend Marc was getting me trashed dumpster style! around about 2ish we headed to Splash!
DONE & DONE! I don't remember Splash all that much. John Marto was DJing downstairs and said I was moving to Single Ladies slower than usual! Whatevs - I was still KUNT!!! Aaron- another splash manager, got so angry with how drunk I was! I don't care! You turn 21 ONLY ONCE!!!!
Of course we went to the diner which I don't remember a bit!!!!!! Everyone said I was still fierce, but a little gone.. A LOT GONE!!!!
Eric & Ricky walked me home and walked me upstairs and helped me into bed, but then I pulled Ricky into bed with me and was molesting him and being innappropriate... I can't explain how... ok, twisted my own arm. I was pulling my underwear down and balls were flying, but nothing actually sex like happened honestly... THANK GOD... these are my friends!
Shawn and RObert came back and passed out also, but Shawn slept in my bed and recorded the sound of me snoring, but you trying endless drinking for 2 days!!!
That's all!
FIRST STOP - CITY CAKES NY!!!! the cake looked amazing! dropped it off a block away at CAFETERIA and was flirting with the host, SOOOO CUTE! went to UNION SQUARE to find that DIESEL was closed. DOUCHEBAGS!!!! IT was my bday! How could anything go wrong? I wanted and still want these amazing shoes! oh well, so on our way back home there was a street fair on 6th Ave and we got lemonade, saw a hot tranny mess in stripes, and loved the county fair, fried food aroma..
at home, I got ready while Shawn and Liz were on their way... Robert had to nap! Jager was the first thing on Shawn's mind so we each took a shot and we were out the door to Cafeteria for my bday pre-party! drinks were being poured and apps being fired, friends and family arriving, my playlist with our imaginary dancefloor! We were living up 3 hours at CAFETERIA! My family was adored by all! EVERYONE had an amazing time! Then we broke up into a few groups quickly to all meet back up at Barracuda. I did myself some Single Ladies on the stage. Drank like a fish, danced with my mom which was told at Cafeteria by Robert that she never should have had me and he was gonna shove me back up her vagina... needless to say we were both scared, I hate that fishy genitalia!!!! but my friend BRENT HARRIS STOPPED IN TO SEE ME!!!! I LOVE HIM!
We paraded to G Lounge with my party and drank more and saw more of my friends out! Free drinks and cute boys wishing me a Happy 21sr... AMAZING. We were there shortly, but I remember the hott bartender with a Jenny Craig contestant belly with a perfect everything not servicing me on my bday! I was VIP bitch, learn it well! My family had to leave after G which sucked ass!
then things starting getting Blurry! We all headed over to Rush where I was partying hard and dancing with another Single Ladies BDAY EDITION! I'm surprised I survived the night! My friend Marc was getting me trashed dumpster style! around about 2ish we headed to Splash!
DONE & DONE! I don't remember Splash all that much. John Marto was DJing downstairs and said I was moving to Single Ladies slower than usual! Whatevs - I was still KUNT!!! Aaron- another splash manager, got so angry with how drunk I was! I don't care! You turn 21 ONLY ONCE!!!!
Of course we went to the diner which I don't remember a bit!!!!!! Everyone said I was still fierce, but a little gone.. A LOT GONE!!!!
Eric & Ricky walked me home and walked me upstairs and helped me into bed, but then I pulled Ricky into bed with me and was molesting him and being innappropriate... I can't explain how... ok, twisted my own arm. I was pulling my underwear down and balls were flying, but nothing actually sex like happened honestly... THANK GOD... these are my friends!
Shawn and RObert came back and passed out also, but Shawn slept in my bed and recorded the sound of me snoring, but you trying endless drinking for 2 days!!!
That's all!
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
FRIDAY - disasterous FUN!!!!! waiting for midnight
I got up and met up with Eddy for lunch! He took me to our favorite place to do the lunch sushi special!!! $13.95 all you can eat lunch menu. Being the freaking fat ass pigs we are, each of us ordered 5 rolls, plus everything else you could imagine! I thought we were sitting waiting for the check when out of nowhere a chinki voice starts singing Happy Birthday in my ear and puts down and amazing looks sorbet, ice cream spread! I was so surprised! I haven't had a bday surprise since I was 16 years old!!!!!! The video Eddy has is fantastic!
WALKING off our lunch, we made our way to the DMV to try getting my new ID, but unfortunately the line was forever long and I wasn't dealing with that walked out to of course go to H&M down the street and bought a few cute pieces. Then I was rushed home to meet up with friends to hang out! Liz and I went to Blooming Nails to get our manicures... I had to get my toes and brows done also!
My family had just arrived into the city and it took them forever to get here... Finally when they got here they were so miserable and only stayed in the city like an hour before going back to their hotel in Jersey, but I still got them street meat! THEY LOVED IT!!!!!
I went home to nap and met up with John Marto at the Ritz, danced and got a few free drinks and we made sure we were going to be at Splash by MIDNIGHT! But first, I did Single Ladies and a few other dances to entertain the fast growing crowd...
a 4 minute taxi ride later we were waiting at the doors of SPLASH until that clock hit MIDNIGHT!!!!! the manager(Ron) was joking how he couldn't ever ask me to leave because even though I work there, I'm underage. GRRRR I never drank either! went in and hand 3 shots, prepared for my devilish next 4 hours!!!! Threw back some Jager, Ketel, and gave the Jack to JOHN!!! RObert, my dear friend, is crazy and has never seen me drunk on Jack Daniels, nor my sister... that's enough reason to NEVER drink JD!!!
I felt untouchable, taking pics left and right, kissing on my friends, dancing like a crazy tranny and also with my friend Alex in DRAG!!! I kept losing my friends, well only because I was a drunk mess and running away from them!!!! hot messsssss.
The backroom might have been the most interesting point of the night. I was doing and saying unspeakable things. All of my friends were telling me how crazy I was! Being bent over with my pants down and getting hilarious profile view pics was funny! They might show up in NEXT for FWORD lol which is scary, but whatevs.
I don't remember leaving Splash or heading to the diner, I remember having one taste of my pasta which was creamy and of course had to have the word VODKA in it!! followed by stumbling into my apartment followed by Robert and I passed out.
That's all!
WALKING off our lunch, we made our way to the DMV to try getting my new ID, but unfortunately the line was forever long and I wasn't dealing with that walked out to of course go to H&M down the street and bought a few cute pieces. Then I was rushed home to meet up with friends to hang out! Liz and I went to Blooming Nails to get our manicures... I had to get my toes and brows done also!
My family had just arrived into the city and it took them forever to get here... Finally when they got here they were so miserable and only stayed in the city like an hour before going back to their hotel in Jersey, but I still got them street meat! THEY LOVED IT!!!!!
I went home to nap and met up with John Marto at the Ritz, danced and got a few free drinks and we made sure we were going to be at Splash by MIDNIGHT! But first, I did Single Ladies and a few other dances to entertain the fast growing crowd...
a 4 minute taxi ride later we were waiting at the doors of SPLASH until that clock hit MIDNIGHT!!!!! the manager(Ron) was joking how he couldn't ever ask me to leave because even though I work there, I'm underage. GRRRR I never drank either! went in and hand 3 shots, prepared for my devilish next 4 hours!!!! Threw back some Jager, Ketel, and gave the Jack to JOHN!!! RObert, my dear friend, is crazy and has never seen me drunk on Jack Daniels, nor my sister... that's enough reason to NEVER drink JD!!!
I felt untouchable, taking pics left and right, kissing on my friends, dancing like a crazy tranny and also with my friend Alex in DRAG!!! I kept losing my friends, well only because I was a drunk mess and running away from them!!!! hot messsssss.
The backroom might have been the most interesting point of the night. I was doing and saying unspeakable things. All of my friends were telling me how crazy I was! Being bent over with my pants down and getting hilarious profile view pics was funny! They might show up in NEXT for FWORD lol which is scary, but whatevs.
I don't remember leaving Splash or heading to the diner, I remember having one taste of my pasta which was creamy and of course had to have the word VODKA in it!! followed by stumbling into my apartment followed by Robert and I passed out.
That's all!
The LAST 2 days before the HILL
So Wednesday was a lot of fun and also I was very productive! I found a place for my cake and thanks to my friend Jesse, it was a great place for a cake! I went to il Buco for work and did the routine of going home and showering and meeting everyone out for our bottle service. Then we saw this girl on the dance floor and we were calling her "Bambi", but I don't know why and that's probably why it was so funny to me! Chris Ryan and I were laughing up a strom with Marc Kurash.
We moved on to the Bi-Polar... it was a small, cute venue that was empty from drama that had just gone down. I did bump into the gorgeous Kevin Wiltz and he dipped me and I think I'm now pregnant... wishful thinking! We grabbed a drink and talked for a few minutes and bounced.
THE COCK was pretty good actually that night! Loud music and the smell of booze, lube, and cocaine was overwhelming! I got used to it, but then we bumped into Daniel Nardicio and the PLAYGIRL clan. They had just gotten back from their trip upstate for their next issue! And my SOul Sister Eddy went with them... WE decided to try Barracuda which sucked because it was closed, bought a few 40's and went to my friend's rooftop and drank for an hour!
I obviously passed out - Thursday was another day that I had TONS of running around to do! took care of things and went to work, then to CAMPUS THURSDAYS and it hit me!!!! I WAS GONNA BE 21 years olf in LESS THAN 24 hours!!!! SO I was running around all night counting down. Diner dash and then went home and once again passed out.
That's all!
We moved on to the Bi-Polar... it was a small, cute venue that was empty from drama that had just gone down. I did bump into the gorgeous Kevin Wiltz and he dipped me and I think I'm now pregnant... wishful thinking! We grabbed a drink and talked for a few minutes and bounced.
THE COCK was pretty good actually that night! Loud music and the smell of booze, lube, and cocaine was overwhelming! I got used to it, but then we bumped into Daniel Nardicio and the PLAYGIRL clan. They had just gotten back from their trip upstate for their next issue! And my SOul Sister Eddy went with them... WE decided to try Barracuda which sucked because it was closed, bought a few 40's and went to my friend's rooftop and drank for an hour!
I obviously passed out - Thursday was another day that I had TONS of running around to do! took care of things and went to work, then to CAMPUS THURSDAYS and it hit me!!!! I WAS GONNA BE 21 years olf in LESS THAN 24 hours!!!! SO I was running around all night counting down. Diner dash and then went home and once again passed out.
That's all!
Her Arrival
I just realized it may be time to catch up on this from long drawn out week...
TUESDAY JUNE 29th---->
It was somewhat of a lazy day except for going back to the gym for the first time in 2 months! I was extremely proud of myself, but must admit I kind of understand why I don't like going all the time... old ass, ugly men trying to flirt with me and everything. UGH- thank God there's no steam room!
Now we're fast forwarding to later on in the evening. I got ready and went on a dinner date with a very charming guy that I have known for a while, but never had been out with before! Very Charming and complimentary, sweet and generous! At first I had doubts about the cimpliments and such, but now I think I know they are sincere! He opened up the menu and boom we ordered 3 appetizers, a bottle of wine, 2 meals, and drinks by the minute.
I received a phone call from my best friend in the entire world and she ended meeting up with us and ate also and we moved on to Splash because I had to work! My best friend and date got to see me gogo dancing along with my friend Robert, that's nothing new for him.
The night was fun, but honestly very boring to write about and read about. so I went home and passed out...
That's all!
TUESDAY JUNE 29th---->
It was somewhat of a lazy day except for going back to the gym for the first time in 2 months! I was extremely proud of myself, but must admit I kind of understand why I don't like going all the time... old ass, ugly men trying to flirt with me and everything. UGH- thank God there's no steam room!
Now we're fast forwarding to later on in the evening. I got ready and went on a dinner date with a very charming guy that I have known for a while, but never had been out with before! Very Charming and complimentary, sweet and generous! At first I had doubts about the cimpliments and such, but now I think I know they are sincere! He opened up the menu and boom we ordered 3 appetizers, a bottle of wine, 2 meals, and drinks by the minute.
I received a phone call from my best friend in the entire world and she ended meeting up with us and ate also and we moved on to Splash because I had to work! My best friend and date got to see me gogo dancing along with my friend Robert, that's nothing new for him.
The night was fun, but honestly very boring to write about and read about. so I went home and passed out...
That's all!
Wednesday, June 30, 2010
ZEED ZAAD PERSUASION!!!
I decided that Monday might be a good day to just rest around and relax, do nothing, veg out and stay in from the nightlife. It worked up until about 10PM when I got a text message from myfriend Roy to go out for a drink! Raffy had already come over to watch The Talented Mr. Ripley with me simply for his love of Jude Law... can you blame him? I mean his ass and eyes are enough to make me wetter than the bath scene where they are playing chess! WHET?!?!
We ended up meeting our friend at Room Service where he was drinking his Dewers on the rocks and I needed my Zeed Zaad, some sugar and spice and vodka, oh so nice! I had one and Shawn showed up and had a round with us, Raffy was sitting all quiet and shy as usual, I'm gonna whip that girl into shape!
After the second roung of drinks I was off to the Ritz to watch Bianca Del Rio's amazing & always humorous show in "the livingroom". The bitch is fucking fierce with that tongue. We had the tree and DJ Xavier joining her for the show. I miss the "pinapple" named Veronica! so JUICY! and railing was just on vacation this week, not enough iron in her system. after calling these fuck heads from New Mexico, a breast cancer survivor and a closeted lesbian up on stage, you new the night was gonna be pretty long. My boy Timmy was pouring the drinks and I love that bitch when she has a heavy pour. I bought 2 more drinks and was calling it.
The next minute my friend John Marto's friend Jeff was buying me vodka sodas like they were going out of style like MOP HEAD's hair! oh wait, tht's been out since the bitch was born. Then John and Jeff lead me to Posh where I was shutting it down, the dancefloor. AND SO CAME THE DRINKS in waves every 2 minutes! I was stumbling out of that place without my dignity. My friend Antyon took me to the diner to make sure I ate, and bitch I ate French Toast Deluxe... It was like heart attack on a platter, but at least for me that platter was silver:-P
then my usual walk home didn't sober me up one bit. Walk in and Robert is sitting in the livingroom laughing his ass off because I couldn't function... Oh what a night!!?!?!?!?!
that's all!
We ended up meeting our friend at Room Service where he was drinking his Dewers on the rocks and I needed my Zeed Zaad, some sugar and spice and vodka, oh so nice! I had one and Shawn showed up and had a round with us, Raffy was sitting all quiet and shy as usual, I'm gonna whip that girl into shape!
After the second roung of drinks I was off to the Ritz to watch Bianca Del Rio's amazing & always humorous show in "the livingroom". The bitch is fucking fierce with that tongue. We had the tree and DJ Xavier joining her for the show. I miss the "pinapple" named Veronica! so JUICY! and railing was just on vacation this week, not enough iron in her system. after calling these fuck heads from New Mexico, a breast cancer survivor and a closeted lesbian up on stage, you new the night was gonna be pretty long. My boy Timmy was pouring the drinks and I love that bitch when she has a heavy pour. I bought 2 more drinks and was calling it.
The next minute my friend John Marto's friend Jeff was buying me vodka sodas like they were going out of style like MOP HEAD's hair! oh wait, tht's been out since the bitch was born. Then John and Jeff lead me to Posh where I was shutting it down, the dancefloor. AND SO CAME THE DRINKS in waves every 2 minutes! I was stumbling out of that place without my dignity. My friend Antyon took me to the diner to make sure I ate, and bitch I ate French Toast Deluxe... It was like heart attack on a platter, but at least for me that platter was silver:-P
then my usual walk home didn't sober me up one bit. Walk in and Robert is sitting in the livingroom laughing his ass off because I couldn't function... Oh what a night!!?!?!?!?!
that's all!
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
PARADING my PRIDE
Oh LORDY!!!! Mama got an hour and a half of sleep!!!!
Sunday morning, I awoke still feeling the effects of the previous few nights. which was actually nothing other than a few joint pains. I got showered and threw on my new RUFSKIN reversible bathing suit and headed to 39th where I met up with my soul sister and got in line with the Miami Beach 25/7 section of the parade. We marched, I kicked, Eddy stripped and the pictures were a little too much. Eddy was ready for the GAY paparazzi. It was hottttttt, but a blast! As we were walking down Christopher St. these guys had super soakers and were cooling us off. Crowd was hott, parade was hott, it was just one HOTTTTTT day!
I walked around the crowd for a few minutes and decided to walk home. So I'm strolling along, getting and giving looks to the hotties... Mentally judging some of the trannies... then BAM! I suddenly see Robert and David at Niso's on 19th & 8th. after 2 frozen margaritas (1 peach & 1 watermelon) we moved on to shots... I told the bartender to make us something good after the first two rounds of SoCo lime shots. I called her Sugar Plum, she is really a he. Topping that all off with a LIT... I am skipping over some of the events that maybe I shouldn't... OH WHAT THE HELL!!! In the process of getting shitfaced Shawn and I were outside writing on his old white shirt with a SHARPIE Wanna fuck us? ... Must be 18+ and CUTE!!... John and Ken stopped in which was fabulous too!! My friend Jesse, Splash bartender walked passed and stopped, apparently now my bday sex... the bday sex is an inside joke, we would never!
ok... back on track... stopped outside of Barracuda and was back in my bathing suit and kicking, bumped into Matt again and AARON MUSSERELLO from my home-fucking-town, how weird! Went across the street and up to my apartment a minute later and quickly got ready. The reason I was getting ready so fast was because of this guy Benn that I met at Splash on Friday that asked me to do this gogo gig with him and I was more than happy to do it! WE get to the pier dance, I'm now wearing a C.R. and looking bulging in my RUFSKIN, go to the trailer to get ready and find out that I am going to be on stage with SOPHIE ELLIS-BEXTOR dancing for her! OMG!!!! FIERCE!!!! The Pier Dance was AMAZING!!!!
It was onto my last job of the day and I came back and showered and Benn and I were off to Pacha. I got there, entertained and got my body makeup done... It was out of this world... quite literally, they drew outer space on my body... i think URANUS wa on my back left shoulder, that's just plain talent! I got up and danced and werqed that shit out! I bumped into my future hubby, Reed... not really, I just like to think so because he is so, excuse my use of the word, DREAMY! Rowan Pierce, Mario Greene, Chris Ryan, Joshua Sean, and all my other lovers were there! Although I did have a few things stolen from me that night by outsiders, I still loved every minute of Destination @ Pacha!
Rowan & I finished off the night at the diner where we ran into Mikey Mo, Ethan Rothberg, Raffy Cordero, and a few others, ate and enjoyed some cunty company to follow up by being walked home by my ladies Rowan and Raffy! I love them both VERY dearly! Sunday was just so fierce. Sooooo GAY, however, I thought I felt rainbow coming and going out of my anus!
I LOVED MY FIRST NYC PRIDE!!!!!!
That's all!
Sunday morning, I awoke still feeling the effects of the previous few nights. which was actually nothing other than a few joint pains. I got showered and threw on my new RUFSKIN reversible bathing suit and headed to 39th where I met up with my soul sister and got in line with the Miami Beach 25/7 section of the parade. We marched, I kicked, Eddy stripped and the pictures were a little too much. Eddy was ready for the GAY paparazzi. It was hottttttt, but a blast! As we were walking down Christopher St. these guys had super soakers and were cooling us off. Crowd was hott, parade was hott, it was just one HOTTTTTT day!
I walked around the crowd for a few minutes and decided to walk home. So I'm strolling along, getting and giving looks to the hotties... Mentally judging some of the trannies... then BAM! I suddenly see Robert and David at Niso's on 19th & 8th. after 2 frozen margaritas (1 peach & 1 watermelon) we moved on to shots... I told the bartender to make us something good after the first two rounds of SoCo lime shots. I called her Sugar Plum, she is really a he. Topping that all off with a LIT... I am skipping over some of the events that maybe I shouldn't... OH WHAT THE HELL!!! In the process of getting shitfaced Shawn and I were outside writing on his old white shirt with a SHARPIE Wanna fuck us? ... Must be 18+ and CUTE!!... John and Ken stopped in which was fabulous too!! My friend Jesse, Splash bartender walked passed and stopped, apparently now my bday sex... the bday sex is an inside joke, we would never!
ok... back on track... stopped outside of Barracuda and was back in my bathing suit and kicking, bumped into Matt again and AARON MUSSERELLO from my home-fucking-town, how weird! Went across the street and up to my apartment a minute later and quickly got ready. The reason I was getting ready so fast was because of this guy Benn that I met at Splash on Friday that asked me to do this gogo gig with him and I was more than happy to do it! WE get to the pier dance, I'm now wearing a C.R. and looking bulging in my RUFSKIN, go to the trailer to get ready and find out that I am going to be on stage with SOPHIE ELLIS-BEXTOR dancing for her! OMG!!!! FIERCE!!!! The Pier Dance was AMAZING!!!!
It was onto my last job of the day and I came back and showered and Benn and I were off to Pacha. I got there, entertained and got my body makeup done... It was out of this world... quite literally, they drew outer space on my body... i think URANUS wa on my back left shoulder, that's just plain talent! I got up and danced and werqed that shit out! I bumped into my future hubby, Reed... not really, I just like to think so because he is so, excuse my use of the word, DREAMY! Rowan Pierce, Mario Greene, Chris Ryan, Joshua Sean, and all my other lovers were there! Although I did have a few things stolen from me that night by outsiders, I still loved every minute of Destination @ Pacha!
Rowan & I finished off the night at the diner where we ran into Mikey Mo, Ethan Rothberg, Raffy Cordero, and a few others, ate and enjoyed some cunty company to follow up by being walked home by my ladies Rowan and Raffy! I love them both VERY dearly! Sunday was just so fierce. Sooooo GAY, however, I thought I felt rainbow coming and going out of my anus!
I LOVED MY FIRST NYC PRIDE!!!!!!
That's all!
SPLASHing up some PRIDE
Now, we went into Saturday with my shopping antics with David, went to work and taxied it home where I met David "great ass" Guerrero! We pre-gamed a little before going out to Splash where we both looked fierce.
Upon arrival we bumped into Jordan and Matt, I swear Jordan is like my sister from another mister! She even calls me "SCENE ROYALTY" which is flattering. I love her! SHE IS REALLY A HE, EXCEPT IN DRAG :-P Dougie Meyer, Brian aka the owner, and everyone else seemed to be REALLY enjoying PRIDE to the max.
I went and danced in the drenched downstairs where my older sister, DJ John Marto was spinning. His beats were really working the crowd in the sweltering lower level. I was pumped and ready to show these visiting queens who owned the thrown. I was pushing it to the limit and soaked to the max!
I went to the main dancefloor to find out that Janice Dickinson had walked into the club and was now in the VIP room above the DJ booth. I went up and met the fierce bitch. She told me I had to go on a diet and I spoke lightly, "if I could afford coke and lipo just like you then I think we could be twins." But I still met and saw her and got to see Brandon, Geo, Nasa, and Dan... I also met a few of Nasa's friends, one of which was absolutely beautiful!!!! Loved his British accent too!
REROUTING---> we went to Rush for a hot second where I thought I would enjoy myself a lot, but for some reason I was disappointed, Great music and hott boys, but I feel like it wasn't as hardcore as the other places I went. I like Rush though, just think I might be outgrowing it...
The last part of the evening consisted of us all trying to get to the diner right around the corner, what a fucking process! It was PRIDE EDITION of SINGLE LADIES!!! and everyone in the diner LOVED IT!!!!! I finished eating and went outside to find these other trashed boys running in front of traffic and dancing in the middle of the street on 6th AVenUE!!! Then my buddy ole pal and crackhead friend that almost got hit by an 18-wheeler, Alex walked me home and I passed out for a brand new faggoty PRIDE day.
That's all!
Upon arrival we bumped into Jordan and Matt, I swear Jordan is like my sister from another mister! She even calls me "SCENE ROYALTY" which is flattering. I love her! SHE IS REALLY A HE, EXCEPT IN DRAG :-P Dougie Meyer, Brian aka the owner, and everyone else seemed to be REALLY enjoying PRIDE to the max.
I went and danced in the drenched downstairs where my older sister, DJ John Marto was spinning. His beats were really working the crowd in the sweltering lower level. I was pumped and ready to show these visiting queens who owned the thrown. I was pushing it to the limit and soaked to the max!
I went to the main dancefloor to find out that Janice Dickinson had walked into the club and was now in the VIP room above the DJ booth. I went up and met the fierce bitch. She told me I had to go on a diet and I spoke lightly, "if I could afford coke and lipo just like you then I think we could be twins." But I still met and saw her and got to see Brandon, Geo, Nasa, and Dan... I also met a few of Nasa's friends, one of which was absolutely beautiful!!!! Loved his British accent too!
REROUTING---> we went to Rush for a hot second where I thought I would enjoy myself a lot, but for some reason I was disappointed, Great music and hott boys, but I feel like it wasn't as hardcore as the other places I went. I like Rush though, just think I might be outgrowing it...
The last part of the evening consisted of us all trying to get to the diner right around the corner, what a fucking process! It was PRIDE EDITION of SINGLE LADIES!!! and everyone in the diner LOVED IT!!!!! I finished eating and went outside to find these other trashed boys running in front of traffic and dancing in the middle of the street on 6th AVenUE!!! Then my buddy ole pal and crackhead friend that almost got hit by an 18-wheeler, Alex walked me home and I passed out for a brand new faggoty PRIDE day.
That's all!
Saturday, June 26, 2010
Used the "F WORD" and "PROUD" of it
I didn't get out of work at 10pm :-P
... ok, maybe I did!
Jumped in a taxi, swear the guy was on shrooms! plus the she smelled like onions and peanut butter. DEO for the B.O. for real dude!!!
stopped to to grab a sub on 21st & 8th, then walked a block home to "eat fresh" and Barracuda, conveniently right across the street, was already poppin'!!! I swallowed that footlong all at once, talk about a deep throat, it's where Rose threw the necklace to the Titanic and Britney's astronaut friend went down to get it for her! ANYWAY, I changed my clothes and headed to ELMO with Robert, David, Harold, Harrison, Julian, and Andres - two ate, the rest of us just continued our travels to intoxication. They have GREAT blood orange cosmos!!! I spilled half of my first, my second had something in it... the dialogue with our waitress was as follows:
Me- Do I look gay to you?
Her- well, you are in a gay restaurant.
Me- But do I look gay to you?
Her- Yes. Why?
Me- So that means I don't like breasts or breast pumps, nor do I like nipples of bottles in my drink?
SHOCKED that I went off on a tangent like that
Her- Sorry about that! Can I get you another?
Me- Yes please. That's all.
Her- Sorry ag...
Me- That's all!
We arrived at Splash, just following dinner to a CROWDED F Word. It was INSANELY MOBBED! I loved it. I was dancing around the entire club wearing glow bracelets, broke a third open to smear all over my body as if it were glow-in-the-dark body paint! FIERCE!!!!!
Separating from the rest of the crew, Harrison, Julian, and I migrated to the ass-to-crotch, wall-to-wall, over capacity RITZ!!!! OMG - I couldn't breathe in there, but then again I was dancing in a boiler room!! The people were SEXY and I was feeling wonderful with my-binge drinking-self! My buddies had to make sure that I got into a taxi safely. So I ask if you think that I was wasted? NEVER!!!!!!
I crawled up my stairs and stripped to nothing for my shower, and stumbled into bed to wake up still drunk to a phone call from my sister! I laughed for ten minutes about absolutely nothing. Got me some STARBUCKS not to long after, and FINALLY, went around shopping with David- he is a friend of Robert's from CT who is here for PRIDE!!! THE BITCH IS FIERCE... mhmmm HONEY B!!!!! then went to my restaurant job, that I don't really have!!!!
That's all!
... ok, maybe I did!
Jumped in a taxi, swear the guy was on shrooms! plus the she smelled like onions and peanut butter. DEO for the B.O. for real dude!!!
stopped to to grab a sub on 21st & 8th, then walked a block home to "eat fresh" and Barracuda, conveniently right across the street, was already poppin'!!! I swallowed that footlong all at once, talk about a deep throat, it's where Rose threw the necklace to the Titanic and Britney's astronaut friend went down to get it for her! ANYWAY, I changed my clothes and headed to ELMO with Robert, David, Harold, Harrison, Julian, and Andres - two ate, the rest of us just continued our travels to intoxication. They have GREAT blood orange cosmos!!! I spilled half of my first, my second had something in it... the dialogue with our waitress was as follows:
Me- Do I look gay to you?
Her- well, you are in a gay restaurant.
Me- But do I look gay to you?
Her- Yes. Why?
Me- So that means I don't like breasts or breast pumps, nor do I like nipples of bottles in my drink?
SHOCKED that I went off on a tangent like that
Her- Sorry about that! Can I get you another?
Me- Yes please. That's all.
Her- Sorry ag...
Me- That's all!
We arrived at Splash, just following dinner to a CROWDED F Word. It was INSANELY MOBBED! I loved it. I was dancing around the entire club wearing glow bracelets, broke a third open to smear all over my body as if it were glow-in-the-dark body paint! FIERCE!!!!!
Separating from the rest of the crew, Harrison, Julian, and I migrated to the ass-to-crotch, wall-to-wall, over capacity RITZ!!!! OMG - I couldn't breathe in there, but then again I was dancing in a boiler room!! The people were SEXY and I was feeling wonderful with my-binge drinking-self! My buddies had to make sure that I got into a taxi safely. So I ask if you think that I was wasted? NEVER!!!!!!
I crawled up my stairs and stripped to nothing for my shower, and stumbled into bed to wake up still drunk to a phone call from my sister! I laughed for ten minutes about absolutely nothing. Got me some STARBUCKS not to long after, and FINALLY, went around shopping with David- he is a friend of Robert's from CT who is here for PRIDE!!! THE BITCH IS FIERCE... mhmmm HONEY B!!!!! then went to my restaurant job, that I don't really have!!!!
That's all!
Oh how "PROUD" I am to be a HoMo
This is my first PRIDE week in NYC, well really ANYWHERE! So far my experience has been fabulous! The parties are RAAAADIIICCCKKKKUUUULLLLOUUUSSSSS (my way of spelling the word - I like 'dick" in everything) and so are , ehhh, some of the people. But I must say, the energy of the crowd is unbelievable!
We're gonna start with Tuesday. I went to see Adam Lambert in concert at the Nokia Theater in Times Square. I wasn't a fan before because he is a raging homosexual with this rock, I-don't-give-a-shit attitude. His fan base is teenage girls and middle-aged women with menopaus. I quickly learned why he has those fans though. He was down-the-earth and seemed to have a kind soul. The best part was the crowd around my soul sister and me. They were just so full of life!!!
I worked my way to Twink Tuesdays at Splash, quickly stripping off my clothes to make a dollar. The music was KICKASS, starting off with John Marto opening for Steve Sidewalk, who also attended the concert prior to our twink party. The hotties were definitely out and getting rowdy!!!! I had a blast with club-kid gay-ng.
We're going to pretend for a while that I don't have a life during the daytime.
Wednesday, oh WEDNESDAY!!!!! I got ready and took the usual journey to Hells Kitchen for REWIND @ the RITZ that I just recently joined the team to host. My co-hosts include Joe Toulon and Oliver Rockaway, joining the team for this week was special guest Akash Abraham. My boy Chris Ryan defffff knows how to throw her parties! Chaka Khanvict was doing her job passing out the shots to help these ladies get s-uper d-uper d-runk. You down with s.d.d? YEAH, you know me!!!!
Being as pumped as we were, cabbed it to BIG TOP... I just have to say I love going there just because I always think I'm gonna bump into a well endowed, gorgeous TOP - need I say more? The crowd was HAWT!!!! I bumped into a million of my friends, half of which I can't remember due the excessive amount of vodka in my system. Did a little dance, got some eats at Hollywood Diner, went home and showered before sleeping for a million hours.
remember I have no other job :-P cough... il Buco... cough
OH MY, CAMPUS THURSDAYS WAS FABULOUS!!!! MISTER ALAN PICUS & DOUGIE MEYER HAD KIMBERLY COLE PERFORMING!!! WERQQQ!!! I was dancing in my scandalous skivvies, of course with my legs at a 180 degree angle the whole night! what else is new? I loved seeing my girl and vet to CAMPUS, Johnny B! My bendy brother, Rowan "I-wanna-be-skinny" Pierce, had quite a few smoke breaks with me.. Shane Mercado looking adorable, like always... BITCH!!! Brandon Propst with his pole strength. David Guerrero and his gorgeous ass, I swear we're getting married one day! But how can I forget the "drunk one", Servando ROSARIO!!!!! Then we chowed down at the diner until like 6am.
That's all!
We're gonna start with Tuesday. I went to see Adam Lambert in concert at the Nokia Theater in Times Square. I wasn't a fan before because he is a raging homosexual with this rock, I-don't-give-a-shit attitude. His fan base is teenage girls and middle-aged women with menopaus. I quickly learned why he has those fans though. He was down-the-earth and seemed to have a kind soul. The best part was the crowd around my soul sister and me. They were just so full of life!!!
I worked my way to Twink Tuesdays at Splash, quickly stripping off my clothes to make a dollar. The music was KICKASS, starting off with John Marto opening for Steve Sidewalk, who also attended the concert prior to our twink party. The hotties were definitely out and getting rowdy!!!! I had a blast with club-kid gay-ng.
We're going to pretend for a while that I don't have a life during the daytime.
Wednesday, oh WEDNESDAY!!!!! I got ready and took the usual journey to Hells Kitchen for REWIND @ the RITZ that I just recently joined the team to host. My co-hosts include Joe Toulon and Oliver Rockaway, joining the team for this week was special guest Akash Abraham. My boy Chris Ryan defffff knows how to throw her parties! Chaka Khanvict was doing her job passing out the shots to help these ladies get s-uper d-uper d-runk. You down with s.d.d? YEAH, you know me!!!!
Being as pumped as we were, cabbed it to BIG TOP... I just have to say I love going there just because I always think I'm gonna bump into a well endowed, gorgeous TOP - need I say more? The crowd was HAWT!!!! I bumped into a million of my friends, half of which I can't remember due the excessive amount of vodka in my system. Did a little dance, got some eats at Hollywood Diner, went home and showered before sleeping for a million hours.
remember I have no other job :-P cough... il Buco... cough
OH MY, CAMPUS THURSDAYS WAS FABULOUS!!!! MISTER ALAN PICUS & DOUGIE MEYER HAD KIMBERLY COLE PERFORMING!!! WERQQQ!!! I was dancing in my scandalous skivvies, of course with my legs at a 180 degree angle the whole night! what else is new? I loved seeing my girl and vet to CAMPUS, Johnny B! My bendy brother, Rowan "I-wanna-be-skinny" Pierce, had quite a few smoke breaks with me.. Shane Mercado looking adorable, like always... BITCH!!! Brandon Propst with his pole strength. David Guerrero and his gorgeous ass, I swear we're getting married one day! But how can I forget the "drunk one", Servando ROSARIO!!!!! Then we chowed down at the diner until like 6am.
That's all!
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
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